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Being poorly endowed in material possessions. Poverty is caused by [[homosexuality]], [[drug use]], [[liberalism]], [[communism]], [[atheism]], [[islam]], having [[coloured]] skin, growing your hair long if a man, wearing trousers if a woman, listening to [[rock music]], voting [[Democrat]], eating foreign food, disagreeing with the war in [[Iraq]], understanding a foreign language, owning fewer than four [[firearms]], not having sexual congress with your close relatives.