| − | McCain's family has a long history of military service, including ancestors who fought as army soldiers in the Indian Wars, [[American Revolutionary War]], [[War of 1812]], for both the Union and the Confederate States of America during the [[American Civil War]], and in [[World War I]]. Both his father and grandfather were high-ranking United States Navy admirals. In addition, McCain's two sons are currently serving in the U.S. Navy. | + | McCain's family has a long history of military service, including crashing airplanes, giving in to interrogation, fighting for both sides in the [[American Civil War]] (so, at least half of him is racist, amirite?), and in [[World War I]]. Both his father and grandfather were high-ranking United States Navy admirals. In addition, McCain's two sons are currently murdering in the U.S. Navy. |
| − | In 1951, the McCain family moved to Northern [[Virginia]] and he attended Episcopal High School, a private preparatory boarding school in Alexandria. McCain was on the wrestling team and went on to graduate in 1954. He later joined the U.S. Naval Academy and graduated in 1958. | + | In 1951, the McCain family moved to Northern [[Virginia]] and he attended Episcopal High School, a private preparatory boarding school in Alexandria. He was able to afford such an education, because his family hated poor people. McCain was on the wrestling team (he liked the spandex) and went on to graduate in 1954. He later joined the U.S. Naval Academy and graduated in 1958. |