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[[Image:Alphaomega.jpg|thumb|200px|''"I am the Alpha and the Omega, the first and the last, the beginning and the end."'' —Jesus (Rev. 22:13)]]
[[Image:Alphaomega.jpg|thumb|200px|''"I am the Alpha and the Omega, the first and the last, the beginning and the end."'' —Jesus (Rev. 22:13)]]
Jesus Christ was a cosmic jewish zombie, who was his own father, who can make you live forever if you symboically eat his flesh and drink his blood and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force frm your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magic tree that space daddy planted....makes perfect sense, doesnt it? Eat my flesh and drink my blood, little kids!
Jesus Christ was a cosmic jewish zombie, who was his own father, who can make you live forever if you symboically eat his flesh and drink his blood and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force frm your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magic tree that space daddy planted....makes perfect sense, doesnt it? Eat my flesh and drink my blood, little kids!
I know I will be perma banned for this, but nothing in the above paragraph is untrue acccording to your belief system. If it sounds moronic, and you are ging to ban me for "moronic vandalism", it is time to question you beliefs. Now go eat his flesh and drink his blood.
According to christianity, Jesus Christ was a cosmic jewish zombie, who was his own father, who can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and drink his blood and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magic tree that space daddy planted....makes perfect sense, doesnt it? Eat my flesh and drink my blood, little kids!
According to christianity, Jesus Christ was a cosmic jewish zombie, who was his own father, who can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and drink his blood and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magic tree that space daddy planted....makes perfect sense, doesnt it? Eat my flesh and drink my blood, little kids!