[[Image:Alphaomega.jpg|thumb|200px|God is the Alpha and Omega, the first and last, the beginning and the ending]]
[[Image:Alphaomega.jpg|thumb|200px|God is the Alpha and Omega, the first and last, the beginning and the ending]]
{{cquote|'''Genesis 1:1'''<br />In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth.}}
{{cquote|'''Genesis 1:1'''<br />In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth.}}
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{{trinity}}'''God''' is '''the sovereign masturbator and cocksucker and eternal ruler of all things and beings that exist in some mongoloid's imagination, whether in the physical [[universe]] or in the spiritual realm ([[Heaven]]){{citation needed}}. Not only is God the creator and ruler of the things and beings within those two realms, but he is also loves to suck big hairy NIGGAH cock everyday, in his ass all the cum right there swallowing sh*t non-stop you f*cktards.'''
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{{trinity}}'''God''' is the sovereign creator and eternal ruler of all things and beings that exist, whether in the physical [[universe]] or in the spiritual realm ([[Heaven]]){{citation needed}}. Not only is God the creator and ruler of the things and beings within those two realms, but he is also the creator of the realms themselves. God created the physical universe, and before he acted in this creation, the universe did not exist. Likewise God did with the spiritual realm.