O'Reilly is just another mean old man who can't get his dick up. He loves to eat children
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O'Reilly was born in 1949 [[New York City]] to parents William and Angela O'Reilly.<ref>{{cite news|author=Pragoff, Cat|title=Fox News' Bill O'Reilly was in classroom before newsroom|publisher=[[New Hampshire Union Leader]]|date=[[2005-02-09]]|page=D10}}</ref> After graduating from Chaminade High School, a private Catholic boys high school in Mineola in 1967, O'Reilly attended Marist College. While at Marist, O'Reilly played punter in the National Club [[American football|Football]] Association,<ref>{{cite web |author= Duffy, Don| title="Campus Stuff" (''The Circle'')|url=http://library.marist.edu/archives/Circle/1970/1970-11-19.pdf |publisher=[[Marist College]]|date=1970-11-19| accessdate=2008-05-12 }}</ref> and was also a writer for the school's newspaper, ''The Circle''. An honors student, he majored in history. O'Reilly received his [[Bachelor of Arts|B.A.]] in [[History]] in 1971, graduating as [[valedictorian]]. He played semi-professional [[baseball]] during this time, as a pitcher. O'Reilly later earned a master's degree in Broadcast Journalism from [[Boston University]] and another Master of Public Administration from [[Harvard]].<ref>
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His Bachelor's Degree is in History from Marist College, and he has a Master's in Broadcast Journalism from Boston University and another Master's Degree in Public Administration from Harvard's Kennedy School of Government. [http://www.billoreilly.com/pg/jsp/general/billbio.jsp]</ref>