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Line 1: − '''Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds''' was written by [[Paul McCartney]] and [[John Lennon]] for [[The Beatles]]' album, [[Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band]]. John Lennon claimed the title of the song came from the title of a drawing that his son, Julian, had made of his classmate, but many suspect that it is a drug reference.<ref>http://www.snopes.com/music/hidden/lucysky.asp</ref> The title "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" can be abbreviated to [[LSD]].+ + + + + + + + + + − ==External Links==+ − *[http://youtube.com/watch?v=A7F2X3rSSCU YouTube Video] − *[http://www.lyricsondemand.com/b/beatleslyrics/lucyintheskywithdiamondslyrics.html Lyrics] − − − [[Category:Songs]] − [[Category:Beatles]]
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== Assfly ==
The [[User:Aschlafly|Assfly]] is a breed of fly that is thought to have [[Evolution|devolved]] from [[Human|Homo sapiens]] sometime in the early 1960s, roughly one thousand nine hundred and sixty years after [[Jesus|this guy]] was imagined as the result of an ice-cream [[John_McCain|headache]].
Assflies are renowned for their disturbing habit of excreting large amounts of [[User_talk:Aschlafly|faecal matter]]. After defecation, the Assfly will generally roll around in this matter in order to spread it as far as possible. [[Humanity|Select groups]] are conflicted over this practice, torn between amusement and bewilderment that any animal would openly display such foolish behavior, instead of using more [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Paper&oldid=552163 practical methods] of dealing with the faeces.
Many strange traits are associated with Assflies, which serve to highlight the social and political ineptitude of the insect. Examples of these traits include:
* Beliefs in non-existent super beings.
* Being born of a politically backward matriarch.
* Homosexual siblings.
* Unwillingness to accept facts conflicting with its own beliefs, no matter how much proof is offered (known as "[[La_la_la,_I_Can't_Hear_You|La la la, I can't hear you!]]" disorder).
* Alerting the FBI that crimes are being committed, when they in fact are not.
* [[Deceit|Deceitfully]] attempting to hide all evidence that the above behavior exists.
Assfly infestation is very serious, and can lead to [[John_McCain|mental problems]] in those who are in contact with the insect. It is strongly advised to keep children as far away as possible.