| Line 1: |
Line 1: |
| − | '''Megadeth''' is an American [[thrash metal]]/[[heavy metal]] band formed in 1983 by former [[Metallica]] guitarist [[Dave Mustaine]].<ref>[http://wm10.allmusic.com/cg/amg.dll?p=amg&searchlink=MEGADETH&sql=11:jifixqe5ldfe~T1 Biography as All Music Guide]</ref> They are credited, along with [[Metallica]], [[Anthrax (band)|Anthrax]] and [[Slayer]], with pioneering the thrash metal movement of the early to mid 80s.
| + | == Assfly == |
| | + | The [[User:Aschlafly|Assfly]] is a breed of fly that is thought to have [[Evolution|devolved]] from [[Human|Homo sapiens]] sometime in the early 1960s, roughly one thousand nine hundred and sixty years after [[Jesus|this guy]] was imagined as the result of an ice-cream [[John_McCain|headache]]. |
| | | | |
| − | ==Current lineup== | + | Assflies are renowned for their disturbing habit of excreting large amounts of [[User_talk:Aschlafly|faecal matter]]. After defecation, the Assfly will generally roll around in this matter in order to spread it as far as possible. [[Humanity|Select groups]] are conflicted over this practice, torn between amusement and bewilderment that any animal would openly display such foolish behavior, instead of using more [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Paper&oldid=552163 practical methods] of dealing with the faeces. |
| − | *Dave Mustaine (guitars and vocals)
| |
| − | *Chris Broderick (guitars)
| |
| − | *Shawn Drover (drums)
| |
| − | *James LoMenzo (bass)
| |
| | | | |
| − | ==Discography==
| + | Many strange traits are associated with Assflies, which serve to highlight the social and political ineptitude of the insect. Examples of these traits include: |
| − | *''Killing Is My Business... And Business Is Good!'' (1985) | + | * Beliefs in non-existent super beings. |
| − | *''Peace Sells... But Who's Buying?'' (1986) | + | * Being born of a politically backward matriarch. |
| − | *''So Far, So Good... So What!'' (1988) | + | * Homosexual siblings. |
| − | *''Rust In Peace'' (1990)
| + | * Unwillingness to accept facts conflicting with its own beliefs, no matter how much proof is offered (known as "[[La_la_la,_I_Can't_Hear_You|La la la, I can't hear you!]]" disorder). |
| − | *''Countdown to Extinction'' (1992) | + | * Alerting the FBI that crimes are being committed, when they in fact are not. |
| − | *''Youthanasia'' (1994)
| + | * [[Deceit|Deceitfully]] attempting to hide all evidence that the above behavior exists. |
| − | *''Cryptic Writings'' (1997) | |
| − | *''Risk'' (1999) | |
| − | *''The World Needs a Hero'' (2001)
| |
| − | *''The System Has Failed'' (2004)
| |
| − | *''United Abominations'' (2007)
| |
| | | | |
| − | ==References==
| + | Assfly infestation is very serious, and can lead to [[John_McCain|mental problems]] in those who are in contact with the insect. It is strongly advised to keep children as far away as possible. |
| − | <references/>
| |
| − | | |
| − | ==External links==
| |
| − | *[http://www.megadeth.com/ Official Megadeth Website]
| |
| − | | |
| − | [[Category:Bands]] | |
| − | [[Category:Heavy Metal]]
| |