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Line 1: − == Assfly ==+ − The [[User:Aschlafly|Assfly]] is a breed of fly that is thought to have [[Evolution|devolved]] from [[Human|Homo sapiens]] sometime in the early 1960s, roughly one thousand nine hundred and sixty years after [[Jesus|this guy]] was imagined as the result of an ice-cream [[John_McCain|headache]].+ − + − Assflies are renowned for their disturbing habit of excreting large amounts of [[User_talk:Aschlafly|faecal matter]]. After defecation, the Assfly will generally roll around in this matter in order to spread it as far as possible. [[Humanity|Select groups]] are conflicted over this practice, torn between amusement and bewilderment that any animal would openly display such foolish behavior, instead of using more [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Paper&oldid=552163 practical methods] of dealing with the faeces.+ − − Many strange traits are associated with Assflies, which serve to highlight the social and political ineptitude of the insect. Examples of these traits include: − * Beliefs in non-existent super beings. − * Being born of a politically backward matriarch. − * Homosexual siblings. − * Unwillingness to accept facts conflicting with its own beliefs, no matter how much proof is offered (known as "[[La_la_la,_I_Can't_Hear_You|La la la, I can't hear you!]]" disorder). − * Alerting the FBI that crimes are being committed, when they in fact are not. − * [[Deceit|Deceitfully]] attempting to hide all evidence that the above behavior exists. − − Assfly infestation is very serious, and can lead to [[John_McCain|mental problems]] in those who are in contact with the insect. It is strongly advised to keep children as far away as possible.
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'''Internal temperature''' is the temperature of the internal portion of a [[food]] [[product]].
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