== Assfly ==The '''Veganism''' is the following of a diet in which refrains from consuming any [[animal]] products, including [[meat]], [[seafood]], [[poultry]], [[eggs]], [[milk]], or [[User:Aschlafly|Assflyhoney]] . It is often thought of as a breed stricter form of fly that is thought [[vegetarianism]]. Vegans also try to have avoid use of [[Evolution|devolvedsilk]] from , [[Human|Homo sapienswool]] sometime in the early 1960s, roughly one thousand nine hundred and sixty years after [[Jesus|this guyleather]] was imagined as the result of an ice-cream , [[John_McCain|headachefur]], and other animal-derived products.
Assflies are renowned for their disturbing habit of excreting large amounts of [[User_talkcategory:Aschlafly|faecal matter]]. After defecation, the Assfly will generally roll around in this matter in order to spread it as far as possible. [[Humanity|Select groups]] are conflicted over this practice, torn between amusement Food and bewilderment that any animal would openly display such foolish behavior, instead of using more [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Paper&oldid=552163 practical methods] of dealing with the faeces. Many strange traits are associated with Assflies, which serve to highlight the social and political ineptitude of the insect. Examples of these traits include:* Beliefs in non-existent super beings.* Being born of a politically backward matriarch.* Homosexual siblings.* Unwillingness to accept facts conflicting with its own beliefs, no matter how much proof is offered (known as "[[La_la_la,_I_Can't_Hear_You|La la la, I can't hear you!]]" disorder).* Alerting the FBI that crimes are being committed, when they in fact are not.* [[Deceit|Deceitfully]] attempting to hide all evidence that the above behavior exists. Assfly infestation is very serious, and can lead to [[John_McCain|mental problemsDrink]] in those who are in contact with the insect. It is strongly advised to keep children as far away as possible.