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'''Megadeth''' is an American [[thrash metal]]/[[heavy metal]] band formed in 1983 by former [[Metallica]] guitarist [[Dave Mustaine]].<ref>[http://wm10.allmusic.com/cg/amg.dll?p=amg&searchlink=MEGADETH&sql=11:jifixqe5ldfe~T1 Biography as All Music Guide]</ref> They are credited, along with [[Metallica]], [[Anthrax (band)|Anthrax]] and [[Slayer]], with pioneering the thrash metal movement of the early to mid 80s.
==Current lineup==
*Dave Mustaine (guitars and vocals)
*Chris Broderick (guitars)
*Shawn Drover (drums)
*James LoMenzo (bass)
==Discography==
* Beliefs in non-existent super beings.
*''Killing Is My Business... And Business Is Good!'' (1985)
* Being born of a politically backward matriarch.
*''Peace Sells... But Who's Buying?'' (1986)
* Homosexual siblings.
*''So Far, So Good... So What!'' (1988)
* Unwillingness to accept facts conflicting with its own beliefs, no matter how much proof is offered (known as "[[La_la_la,_I_Can't_Hear_You|La la la, I can't hear you!]]" disorder).
*''Rust In Peace'' (1990)
* Alerting the FBI that crimes are being committed, when they in fact are not.
*''Countdown to Extinction'' (1992)
* [[Deceit|Deceitfully]] attempting to hide all evidence that the above behavior exists.
*''Youthanasia'' (1994)
*''Cryptic Writings'' (1997)
*''Risk'' (1999)
*''The World Needs a Hero'' (2001)
*''The System Has Failed'' (2004)
*''United Abominations'' (2007)
==References==
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==External links==
*[http://www.megadeth.com/ Official Megadeth Website]
[[Category:Bands]]
[[Category:Heavy Metal]]