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== Attributes or Character of God ==
== Attributes or Character of God ==
The major attribute of god is that he is male, because he has a penis - we do not know what he uses it for. Other attributes of God include but are not limited to [[Wisdom]] (he is so wise he knew the earth is flat), [[Infinitude]], [[Sovereignty]], [[Holiness]], [[Trinity]] (He is his own son), [[Omniscience]], [[Faithfulness]] (never cheats on his wife because he doesnt have one), [[Love]] (He loves you so much that he will send you to eternal hellfire if you dont visit him every sunday), [[Omnipotence]], [[Self-existence]], [[Self-sufficiency]], [[Justice]], [[Immutability]], [[Mercy]], [[Eternal]], [[Goodness]], [[Gracious]] (opens the door for lady gods), and [[Omnipresence]] (present even in your bedroom when you hump your wife or take a pee in the bathroom). These attributes all work in complete and perfect harmony with one another.
The attributes of God are things that describe who he is. Similar to the way one might describe a close friend to another individual, so too do these attributes describe God's character and nature. Attributes of God include but are not limited to [[Wisdom]], [[Infinitude]], [[Sovereignty]], [[Holiness]], [[Trinity]], [[Omniscience]], [[Faithfulness]], [[Love]], [[Omnipotence]], [[Self-existence]], [[Self-sufficiency]], [[Justice]], [[Immutability]], [[Mercy]], [[Eternal]], [[Goodness]], [[Gracious]], and [[Omnipresence]]. These attributes all work in complete and perfect harmony with one another.
God exercises eternal and righteous judgment of the wicked in [[hell]], because of an inherent problem in the human heart, namely [[Sin]]. According to the [[Bible]], the sacrifice of [[Jesus Christ]] on the cross of [[calvary]] and then [[resurrection]], is God's merciful and gracious response to the problem of the human heart.
God exercises eternal and righteous judgment of the wicked in [[hell]], because of an inherent problem in the human heart, namely [[Sin]]. According to the [[Bible]], the sacrifice of [[Jesus Christ]] on the cross of [[calvary]] and then [[resurrection]], is God's merciful and gracious response to the problem of the human heart.