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'''Antiterrorism''' tactics include ways of detecting [[terrorist]] acts before they are committed.
'''Antiterrorism''' tactics include ways of detecting [[terrorist]] acts before they are committed.
Key aspects of antiterrorist policy include:
* Compulsory classroom prayer for divine intervention in catching the bad guys
* Crack squads of homeschooled teenaged girls armed with machine guns to patrol the streets
* Prohibition of terrorist fist bumps
* All Democratic voters and other Liberals to be recorded on a special register and subjected to monitoring.