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Essay: Blow The Nomination (view source)
Revision as of 23:33, February 4, 2009
, 23:33, February 4, 2009Poking a bit of fun at our Commander-in-Chief's interesting Cabinet nominees.
''(To the tune of "The Locomotion")''
The liberals have got themselves a song-and-dance now,
<br>(Come on baby, blow the nomination!)
<br>They swear Barack’ll save us, if we give him a chance now,
<br>(Come on baby, blow the nomination!)
He’s putting up a whole big batch of nominees,
<br>It seems he overlooked their liabilities,
<br>So come on, come on, blow the nomination, Big “B”!
You've gotta dodge your taxes,
<br>You know that you’ll attract Barack,
<br>If it’s ethics that you lack!
<br>Woah woah...
Hey, Geithner was embarassing, that caused some pain now,
<br>(Come on, baby, blow the nomination!)
<br>The scandals keep on coming like a runaway train now,
<br>(Come on, baby, blow the nomination!)
So Killefer’s a tax cheat, but hey, who knew?
<br>You put up Daschle—how ‘bout that? He did it, too!
<br>So come on, come on, blow the nomination, Big “B!"
Oh yeah...
<br>Blow the nomination...
<br>Blow the nomination...
<br>Yay, yay, yay, yeah...
Your cabinet is shameful, it’s a huge disgrace, son!
<br>(Come on baby, blow the nomination!)
<br>Name another criminal, disgrace the nation!
<br>(Come on baby, blow the nomination!)
There's never been a job that’s so hard to do,
<br>As finding honest people wearing Democrat blue,
<br>So come on, come on, blow the nomination, Big “B!”
The liberals have got themselves a song-and-dance now,
<br>(Come on baby, blow the nomination!)
<br>They swear Barack’ll save us, if we give him a chance now,
<br>(Come on baby, blow the nomination!)
He’s putting up a whole big batch of nominees,
<br>It seems he overlooked their liabilities,
<br>So come on, come on, blow the nomination, Big “B”!
You've gotta dodge your taxes,
<br>You know that you’ll attract Barack,
<br>If it’s ethics that you lack!
<br>Woah woah...
Hey, Geithner was embarassing, that caused some pain now,
<br>(Come on, baby, blow the nomination!)
<br>The scandals keep on coming like a runaway train now,
<br>(Come on, baby, blow the nomination!)
So Killefer’s a tax cheat, but hey, who knew?
<br>You put up Daschle—how ‘bout that? He did it, too!
<br>So come on, come on, blow the nomination, Big “B!"
Oh yeah...
<br>Blow the nomination...
<br>Blow the nomination...
<br>Yay, yay, yay, yeah...
Your cabinet is shameful, it’s a huge disgrace, son!
<br>(Come on baby, blow the nomination!)
<br>Name another criminal, disgrace the nation!
<br>(Come on baby, blow the nomination!)
There's never been a job that’s so hard to do,
<br>As finding honest people wearing Democrat blue,
<br>So come on, come on, blow the nomination, Big “B!”