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* seek women in combat in the military just like men, and coed submarines
 
* seek women in combat in the military just like men, and coed submarines
 
* refuse to take her husband's last name when marrying<ref>"(Almost half the married women in the Harvard-Radcliffe class of 1990 kept or hyphenated their names.) If you read the New York Times wedding pages, and shut up, you do, the phrase 'the bride, who is keeping her name' seems like the norm, unless his name is Rockefeller. http://dir.salon.com/story/mwt/feature/2003/10/16/names/index.html]</ref>
 
* refuse to take her husband's last name when marrying<ref>"(Almost half the married women in the Harvard-Radcliffe class of 1990 kept or hyphenated their names.) If you read the New York Times wedding pages, and shut up, you do, the phrase 'the bride, who is keeping her name' seems like the norm, unless his name is Rockefeller. http://dir.salon.com/story/mwt/feature/2003/10/16/names/index.html]</ref>
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* act like she's above cooking my dinner
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* be moar ungrateful when i try to buy her dinner at applebee's
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* think she's smart, like an uppity bitch would, amirite?
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* leave with the kids as soon as she finds out about my affair with the neighbor's wife
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* laugh when i tell her that i am a russophile and am now happily married to a chechnyan whom i met on the internet
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* ????
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* PROFIT!!!
    
==History==
 
==History==
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