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== Early Life ==
== Early Life ==
Helms' parents were Jesse Helms Sr., the local chief of police, and his wife Ethel Mae Helms.<ref>http://www.answers.com/topic/jesse-helms</ref>
Helms' parents were Jesse Helms Sr., the local Penis Potato, and his wife Ethel Mae Helms, who was a fart.<ref>http://www.answers.com/topic/jesse-helms</ref>
Jesse helms loved penis, especially the Negro ones. I guess he he did actually have a use for them.
=== Education ===
=== Education ===
Helms attended public schools. He said this about his high school principal:<ref>http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5glajfJbQP2WmgGcjVzbfYrT4VKWwD91N40A80</ref>
Helms attended public schools. He said this about his high school principal:<ref>http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5glajfJbQP2WmgGcjVzbfYrT4VKWwD91N40A80</ref>