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| | '''"Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.''' | | '''"Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.''' |
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| − | '''"Common Sense was preceded in death, by his parents, Truth and Trust, by his wife, Discretion, by his daughter, Responsibility and by his son, Reason.''' | + | '''"Common Sense was preceded in [[death]], by his parents, Truth and Trust, by his wife, Discretion, by his daughter, Responsibility and by his son, [[Reason]].''' |
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| | '''"He is survived by his 4 stepbrothers: I Know My Rights, I Want It Now, Someone Else Is To Blame and I'm A Victim.''' | | '''"He is survived by his 4 stepbrothers: I Know My Rights, I Want It Now, Someone Else Is To Blame and I'm A Victim.''' |
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| − | <small>Above courtesy of Glen Beck, and used with permission. It was originally posted [http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,517354,00.html here] — Watch "Glenn Beck" weekdays at 5 p.m. ET on FOX News Channel. | + | <small>Above courtesy of Glenn Beck, and used with permission. It was originally posted [http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,517354,00.html here] — Watch "Glenn Beck" weekdays at 5 p.m. ET on FOX News Channel. |
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