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'''Christianity''' is the belief that a cosmic [[Jewish]] Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an [[original sin|evil force]] from your [[metaphysics|soul]] that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a [[fairytale|talking snake]] to eat from a [[Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil|magical tree]].
'''Christianity''' is the belief that a cosmic [[Jewish]] Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an [[original sin|evil force]] from your [[metaphysics|soul]] that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a [[fairytale|talking snake]] to eat from a [[Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil|magical tree]].
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