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A '''conservative''' adheres to principles of limited government, personal responsibility and moral values, agreeing with [[George Washington]]'s [[Farewell Address]] that "religion and morality are indispensable supports" to political prosperity.<ref>[http://usinfo.state.gov/usa/infousa/facts/democrac/49.htm United States Department of State] George Washington, farewell address, 1796</ref><ref>Merriam-Webster's Online Dictionary has the following definition of conservative: "tending or disposed to maintain existing views, conditions, or institutions : TRADITIONAL"[http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/conservative]  Therefore, a conservative Christian would be one that tends to adhere to the doctrines of the early Christianity and [[Judeo-Christian]] values.</ref>

A '''conservative''' IS SOMEONE THAT MASTRABATES TO RONALD REAGAN AND HOLD STUPID BELIEF AND IS A TOTAL HYPOCRITE!

 

Reagan said:  

Reagan said:  

* The basis of conservatism is a desire for less government interference or less centralized authority or more individual freedom . . . [http://www.reason.com/news/show/29318.html]

* The basis of conservatism is a desire for less government interference or less centralized authority or more individual freedom . . . [http://www.reason.com/news/show/29318.html]

The ''sine qua non'' of a conservative is someone who rises above his personal self-interest and promotes moral and economic values beneficial to all.  Alternatively, a conservative is willing to learn and advocate the insights of economics and the morality of the Bible for the benefit of all.  Specifically, conservatives seek or support:

The ''sine qua non'' of a conservative is someone who rises above his personal self-interest and promotes moral and economic values beneficial to all.  Alternatively, a conservative is willing to learn and advocate the insights of economics and the morality of the Bible for the benefit of all.  Specifically, conservatives seek or support:

* [[Classroom prayer]]

* [[Classroom RAPE]]

* Prohibition of [[abortion]]

* Prohibition of [[INTELLIGENCE]]

* Traditional marriage, not same-sex marriage

* Traditional RAPE, not same-sex marriage

* Respect for differences between men and women, boys and girls

* DISRespect for differences between men and women, boys and girls

* Laws against pornography

* Laws against INTELLIGENCE

* The [[Second Amendment]] right to keep and bear arms

* The [[Second Amendment]] right to RAPE

* Economic allocative efficiency (as opposed to popular equity)

* Economic allocative efficiency (as opposed to popular equity)

* The death penalty

* The RAPE penalty

* Parental control of education

* STUPID control of education

* Private medical care and retirement plans

* BAD medical care and retirement plans

* Canceling failed social support programs

* Canceling GOOD social support programs

* No world government

* world government

* Enforcement of current laws regarding immigration

* Enforcement of current laws regarding NOTHING

* Respect for our military ... past and present

* DISRespect for our military ... past and present

* Rejection of [[junk science]] such as [[evolutionism]] and [[global warming]]

* Rejection of [[SCIENCE AND INTELLIGNECE]] such as [[evolutionism]] and [[global warming]]

* Low taxes, especially for families

* HIGH taxes, especially for families

* Federalism (less power for the federal government and more for local and state governments)

* Federalism (less power for the federal government and more for THEMSELVES)

* A strong national defense

* A strong national defense