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'''Stephen Colbert''' is the second Messiah, the lord savior of our world. He is the original creator of the world, who breathed life to dust on earth to create man. Stephen Colbert has three parts of personality, The Hair, The Eyebrow, and The Wagging Finger, which are often reffered to as the Colbertian Trinity.[referrence from THE BIBLE]
Stephen Colbert, or as people may know him by his other name, Yahweh or El Shaddawsome, has come to earth again to save humans from suffering by shining his truthiness upon us. His Glory cannot be questioned and His Word is a pretty funny segment.
Although Stephen Colbert is a vengeful god, he is also merciful. Pray unto him, ask him for forgiveness, and you will get your eternal salvation. Such is the power of Steven, praise be unto him.
==The Colbert Report==
The only worthy TV program on earth, as all else is heresy. It is the only show that spreads the words of God Stephen Colbert, all glory unto him. Watching anythine else is like urinating on I Am America (And So Can You!) trom the top of a golden calf while coveting thy neighbor's ass. You will surely be condemned to an eternity of liberal pundits and socialist kenyans.
This show is the second Holy Bible, a show where God's word is recorded and remembered. It is a Holy Show