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The only worthy TV program on earth, as all else is heresy. It is the only show that spreads the words of God Stephen Colbert, all glory unto him. Watching anythine else is like urinating on I Am America (And So Can You!) trom the top of a golden calf while coveting thy neighbor's ass. You will surely be condemned to an eternity of liberal pundits and socialist kenyans.
The only worthy TV program on earth, as all else is heresy. It is the only show that spreads the words of God Stephen Colbert, all glory unto him. Watching anythine else is like urinating on I Am America (And So Can You!) trom the top of a golden calf while coveting thy neighbor's ass. You will surely be condemned to an eternity of liberal pundits and socialist kenyans.
This show is the second Holy Bible, a show where God's word is recorded and remembered. It is a Holy Show
This show is the second Holy Bible, a show where God's word is recorded and remembered. It is a Holy Show
==Colbert Nation==
A loyal follower wrote the following poem for colbert:
"Dear citizens of Colbert
Greet the brand new day
Remind yourself of our charter
That you’ve sworn to always obey
Part one describes our leader
Who has no need to campaign
For we are a faithful nation
As long as he entertains.
On day one of this great nation
He spoke with great wisdom
He defined the meaning of truthiness
And thus began his kingdom
Part two describes our beliefs
To which I’m sure you are aware
Bush was our greatest president
And O’Reilly is papa bear
There are many great things about our nation
The list goes on and on
But every Colbert citizen
Is most thankful for wrist strong.
And then we have our mighty laws
That we follow with great pride
Like when a person is On Notice
He is hated nation wide
So dear citizens of Colbert
Continue on your ways
But don’t forget rule number one
Tune in 11:30 on weekdays"
© 2009 Leora Kurtzer
== See also ==
== See also ==