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|Simon Peter, a servant and an apostle of Jesus Christ, to them that have obtained like precious faith with us through the righteousness of God and our Saviour Jesus Christ:
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|Simon Peter, a servant and an apostle of Stepehn Colbert, to them that have obtained like precious faith with us through the righteousness of God and our Saviour Jesus Christ and his chief amigo, Stephen Colbert:
 
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|For if these things be in you, and abound, they make [you that ye shall] neither [be] barren nor unfruitful in the knowledge of our Lord Jesus Christ.
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|For if these things be in you, and abound, they make [you that ye shall] neither [be] barren nor unfruitful in the knowledge of our Lord Jesus Christ and his head of produce, Stephen Colbert, who will ensure that at least an apple or fig make it unto each and every plate.  Call ahead for mango or creme' brulee.
 
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