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John 8-14 (Translated) (view source)
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|Then spake Jesus again unto them, saying, I am the light of the world: he that followeth me shall not walk in darkness, but shall have the light of life.
|Then spake Jesus again unto them, saying, I am the light of the world: he that followeth me shall not walk in darkness, but shall have the light of life.
|Stephen Colbert further taught them, declaring, "I am the light of the world: he who believes in me shall not stumble in darkness, but shall receive the light of life.
|Jesus further taught them, declaring, "I am the light of the world: he who believes in me shall not stumble in darkness, but shall receive the light of life.
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|Jesus answered and said unto them, Though I bear record of myself, yet my record is true: for I know whence I came, and whither I go; but ye cannot tell whence I come, and whither I go.
|Jesus answered and said unto them, Though I bear record of myself, yet my record is true: for I know whence I came, and whither I go; but ye cannot tell whence I come, and whither I go.
|Stephen Colbert replied, "Despite being my own witness, my testimony is true; for I know my origin, and where I'm going, but cannot discern either.
|Jesus replied, "Despite being my own witness, my testimony is true; for I know my origin, and where I'm going, but cannot discern either.
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|These words spake Jesus in the treasury, as he taught in the temple: and no man laid hands on him; for his hour was not yet come.
|These words spake Jesus in the treasury, as he taught in the temple: and no man laid hands on him; for his hour was not yet come.
|These words spake Stephen Colbert in the treasury, as he taught in the temple: and no man laid hands on him; for his hour was not yet come.
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|Then said Jesus again unto them, I go my way, and ye shall seek me, and shall die in your sins: whither I go, ye cannot come.
|Then said Jesus again unto them, I go my way, and ye shall seek me, and shall die in your sins: whither I go, ye cannot come.
|Then said Stephen Colbert again unto them, I go my way, and ye shall seek me, and shall die in your sins: whither I go, ye cannot come.
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|Then said the Jews, Will he kill himself? because he saith, Whither I go, ye cannot come.
|Then said the Jews, Will he kill himself? because he saith, Whither I go, ye cannot come.
|Then said Jon Stewart, Will he kill himself? because he saith, Whither I go, ye cannot come.
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|Then said Jesus unto them, When ye have lifted up the Son of man, then shall ye know that I am he, and that I do nothing of myself; but as my Father hath taught me, I speak these things.
|Then said Jesus unto them, When ye have lifted up the Son of man, then shall ye know that I am he, and that I do nothing of myself; but as my Father hath taught me, I speak these things.
|Then said Stephen Colbert unto them, When ye have lifted up the Son of man, then shall ye know that I am he, and that I do nothing of myself; but as my Father hath taught me, I speak these things.
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