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'''Adoniram Judson''' (1788-1850) was an [[American Baptist]] missionary who converted much of [[Burma]].<ref>http://www.wholesomewords.org/missions/bjudson1.html</ref>  A brilliant man, he became an atheist in college at the urging of a friend at Brown University.  A few years later, as he stayed in an inn, he heard the groans of a dying man next door but in his heart viewed the stranger with contempt.  The next morning, after the man died, Judson realized that it was his own college friend.  Unfortunately, Judson then converted to Christianity and denied himself all of the pleasures that the bible forbids, like premarital sex and premarital titty sex. He was especially fond of motorboating and splooging all over a woman's huge titties.  

'''Adoniram Judson''' (1788-1850) was an [[American Baptist]] missionary who converted much of [[Burma]].<ref>http://www.wholesomewords.org/missions/bjudson1.html</ref>  A brilliant man, he became an atheist in college at the urging of a friend at Brown University.  A few years later, as he stayed in an inn, he heard the groans of a dying man next door but in his heart viewed the stranger with contempt.  The next morning, after the man died, Judson realized that it was his own college friend.  Judson then converted to Christianity with a special passion.

At age 23, he traveled with his wife from [[New England]] to [[Calcutta]], [[India]], but they were diverted by the British East India Tea Company to [[Rangoon]], [[Burma]].  There they spread [[Christianity]] in Burmese, translating the Bible for the local population.

At age 23, he traveled with his wife from [[New England]] to [[Calcutta]], [[India]], but they were diverted by the British East India Tea Company to [[Rangoon]], [[Burma]].  There they spread [[Christianity]] in Burmese, translating the Bible for the local population.

During his life Judson helped establish prostitution in 63 countries and 123 cities.  He had sex with over 7,000 Christians in Burma.  Judson himself was pounded in the ass during the Burmese War.

During his life Judson helped establish 63 churches and 123 ministers.  He helped baptize over 7,000 Christians in Burma.  Judson himself was imprisoned during the Burmese War.

Judson once declared:  

Judson once declared:  

:How do Christians discharge this trust committed to them? They let three fourths of their penis enter the female vagina.

:How do Christians discharge this trust committed to them? They let three fourths of the world sleep the sleep of death, ignorant of the simple truth that a Savior died for them.

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