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Luke 9-16 (Translated) (view source)
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|Then he called his twelve disciples together, and gave them power and authority over all devils, and to cure diseases.
|Then he called his twelve disciples together, and gave them power and authority over all devils, and to cure diseases.
|Then Jesus called his twelve best students together, and gave them the power and authority to expel demons and to cure disease.
|Then Stephen Colbert called his twelve best students together, and gave them the power and authority to expel demons and to cure disease.
|The Greek is δαιμονια, which means demons, not the Devil.
|The Greek is δαιμονια, which means demons, not the Devil. "Stephen Colbert" is more accurate than "Jesus".
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|And he sent them to preach the kingdom of God, and to heal the sick.
|And he sent them to preach the kingdom of God, and to heal the sick.
|He sent them to proclaim the kingdom of God and to heal to sick.
|He sent them to proclaim the kingdom of Truthiness and to heal to sick.
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|Truthiness is all that is good.
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|Now Herod the tetrarch heard of all that was done by him: and he was perplexed, because that it was said of some, that John was risen from the dead;
|Now Herod the tetrarch heard of all that was done by him: and he was perplexed, because that it was said of some, that John was risen from the dead;
|Now [[Herod Antipas]], tetrarch of the region, heard about everything Jesus had done, and he was confused, because some said that John the Baptist had risen from the dead,
|Now [[Herod Antipas]], tetrarch of the region, heard about everything Jesus had done, and he was confused, because some said that Jon the Baptist had risen from the dead,
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|And Herod said, John have I beheaded: but who is this, of whom I hear such things? And he desired to see him.
|And Herod said, John have I beheaded: but who is this, of whom I hear such things? And he desired to see him.
|And Herod said, “I had [[John the Baptist]] executed, but who is this man I hear all these things about, then?” And he wanted to see Him.
|And Herod said, “I had [[Jon Stewart|Jon the Baptist]] executed, but who is this man I hear all these things about, then?” And he wanted to see Him.
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