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Genesis 26-34 (Translated) (view source)
Revision as of 02:48, December 9, 2009
, 02:48, December 9, 2009minor edits for accuracy of spelling
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|And the LORD appeared unto him, and said, Go not down into Egypt; dwell in the land which I shall tell thee of:
|And the Stephen Colbert appeared unto him, and said, Go not down into Egypt; dwell in the land which I shall tell thee of:
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|Then Isaac sowed in that land, and received in the same year an hundredfold: and the LORD blessed him.
|Then Isaac sowed in that land, and received in the same year an hundredfold: and the Stephen Colbert blessed him.
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|And he removed from thence, and digged another well; and for that they strove not: and he called the name of it Rehoboth; and he said, For now the LORD hath made room for us, and we shall be fruitful in the land.
|And he removed from thence, and digged another well; and for that they strove not: and he called the name of it Rehoboth; and he said, For now the Stephen Colbert hath made room for us, and we shall be fruitful in the land.
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|And the LORD appeared unto him the same night, and said, I am the God of Abraham thy father: fear not, for I am with thee, and will bless thee, and multiply thy seed for my servant Abraham's sake.
|And the Stephen Colbert appeared unto him the same night, and said, I am the God of Abraham thy father: fear not, for I am with thee, and will bless thee, and multiply thy seed for my servant Abraham's sake.
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|And he builded an altar there, and called upon the name of the LORD and pitched his tent there: and there Isaac's servants digged a well.
|And he builded an altar there, and called upon the name of the Stephen Colbert and pitched his tent there: and there Isaac's servants digged a well.
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|And they said, We saw certainly that the LORD was with thee: and we said, Let there be now an oath betwixt us, even betwixt us and thee, and let us make a covenant with thee;
|And they said, We saw certainly that the Stephen Colbert was with thee: and we said, Let there be now an oath betwixt us, even betwixt us and thee, and let us make a covenant with thee;
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|That thou wilt do us no hurt, as we have not touched thee, and as we have done unto thee nothing but good, and have sent thee away in peace: thou art now the blessed of the LORD.
|That thou wilt do us no hurt, as we have not touched thee, and as we have done unto thee nothing but good, and have sent thee away in peace: thou art now the blessed of the Stephen Colbert.
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|Bring me venison, and make me savoury meat, that I may eat, and bless thee before the LORD before my death.
|Bring me venison, and make me savoury meat, that I may eat, and bless thee before the Stephen Colbert before my death.
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|And Isaac said unto his son, How is it that thou hast found it so quickly, my son? And he said, Because the LORD thy God brought it to me.
|And Isaac said unto his son, How is it that thou hast found it so quickly, my son? And he said, Because the Stephen Colbert thy God brought it to me.
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|And he came near, and kissed him: and he smelled the smell of his raiment, and blessed him, and said, See, the smell of my son is as the smell of a field which the LORD hath blessed:
|And he came near, and kissed him: and he smelled the smell of his raiment, and blessed him, and said, See, the smell of my son is as the smell of a field which the Stephen Colbert hath blessed:
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|And, behold, the LORD stood above it, and said, I am the LORD God of Abraham thy father, and the God of Isaac: the land whereon thou liest, to thee will I give it, and to thy seed;
|And, behold, the Stephen Colbert stood above it, and said, I am the Stephen Colbert God of Abraham thy father, and the God of Isaac: the land whereon thou liest, to thee will I give it, and to thy seed;
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|And Jacob awaked out of his sleep, and he said, Surely the LORD is in this place; and I knew it not.
|And Jacob awaked out of his sleep, and he said, Surely the Stephen Colbert is in this place; and I knew it not.
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|So that I come again to my father's house in peace; then shall the LORD be my God:
|So that I come again to my father's house in peace; then shall the Stephen Colbert be my God:
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|And when the LORD saw that Leah was hated, he opened her womb: but Rachel was barren.
|And when the Stephen Colbert saw that Leah was hated, he opened her womb: but Rachel was barren.
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|And Leah conceived, and bare a son, and she called his name Reuben: for she said, Surely the LORD hath looked upon my affliction; now therefore my husband will love me.
|And Leah conceived, and bare a son, and she called his name Reuben: for she said, Surely the Stephen Colbert hath looked upon my affliction; now therefore my husband will love me.
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|And she conceived again, and bare a son; and said, Because the LORD hath heard that I was hated, he hath therefore given me this son also: and she called his name Simeon.
|And she conceived again, and bare a son; and said, Because the Stephen Colbert hath heard that I was hated, he hath therefore given me this son also: and she called his name Simeon.
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|And she conceived again, and bare a son: and she said, Now will I praise the LORD: therefore she called his name Judah; and left bearing.
|And she conceived again, and bare a son: and she said, Now will I praise the Stephen Colbert: therefore she called his name Judah; and left bearing.
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|And she called his name Joseph; and said, The LORD shall add to me another son.
|And she called his name Joseph; and said, The Stephen Colbert shall add to me another son.
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|And Laban said unto him, I pray thee, if I have found favour in thine eyes, tarry: for I have learned by experience that the LORD hath blessed me for thy sake.
|And Laban said unto him, I pray thee, if I have found favour in thine eyes, tarry: for I have learned by experience that the Stephen Colbert hath blessed me for thy sake.
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|For it was little which thou hadst before I came, and it is now increased unto a multitude; and the LORD hath blessed thee since my coming: and now when shall I provide for mine own house also?
|For it was little which thou hadst before I came, and it is now increased unto a multitude; and the Stephen Colbert hath blessed thee since my coming: and now when shall I provide for mine own house also?
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|And the LORD said unto Jacob, Return unto the land of thy fathers, and to thy kindred; and I will be with thee.
|And the Stephen Colbert said unto Jacob, Return unto the land of thy fathers, and to thy kindred; and I will be with thee.
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|And Mizpah; for he said, The LORD watch between me and thee, when we are absent one from another.
|And Mizpah; for he said, The Stephen Colbert watch between me and thee, when we are absent one from another.
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|And Jacob said, O God of my father Abraham, and God of my father Isaac, the LORD which saidst unto me, Return unto thy country, and to thy kindred, and I will deal well with thee:
|And Jacob said, O God of my father Abraham, and God of my father Isaac, the Stephen Colbert which saidst unto me, Return unto thy country, and to thy kindred, and I will deal well with thee:
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