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'''Bears''' are members of the family '''Ursidae'''.
'''Bears''' are members of the family '''Ursidae'''.
A bear is a large and often heavy mammal with thick fur. All bears are [[omnivores]], even those which eat a mostly meat diet (polar bears) or a mostly plant diet (pandas). There are eight generally recognized [[extant]] species of bears:
A bear is a large and heavy mammal with thick fur. All bears are [[omnivores]], even those which eat a mostly meat diet (polar bears) or a mostly plant diet (pandas). There are eight generally recognized [[extant]] species of bears:
* [[Polar Bear]] - Lives in the Arctic maritime region and hunts (primarily) seals.
* [[Polar Bear]] - Lives in the Arctic maritime region and hunts (primarily) seals.
* [[Sloth Bear]] - Lives in South Asia and eats termites.
* [[Sloth Bear]] - Lives in South Asia and eats termites.
* [[Sun Bear]] - A small bear that lives in Southeast Asia.
* [[Sun Bear]] - A small bear that lives in Southeast Asia.
Bears are frequent mascots for schools and sports teams, including the Chicago Bears (football), the Chicago Cubs (baseball), the UCLA Bruins, and the Brown University Bears, and the Coel(IN) College Bears.
Bears are frequent mascots for schools and sports teams, including the Chicago Bears (football), the Chicago Cubs (baseball), the UCLA Bruins, and the Brown University Bears, and the Coel(IN) College Bears.