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not so fast, colbertroll! GregoriusXIII should be banned if he hasn't been already
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Vampires are impervious to most forms of injury, and can only be destroyed in certain ways.  Again these vary among differing fictions, but usually include driving a wooden stake through the vampire's heart, decapitation or exposure to sunlight.  Vampires are usually repelled by [[garlic]], crucifixes and sometimes mirrors.
 
Vampires are impervious to most forms of injury, and can only be destroyed in certain ways.  Again these vary among differing fictions, but usually include driving a wooden stake through the vampire's heart, decapitation or exposure to sunlight.  Vampires are usually repelled by [[garlic]], crucifixes and sometimes mirrors.
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Vampires are generally portrayed as evil, although a few recent books and films have portrayed vampire characters in a sympathetic light. Such portrayals are inspired by the devil.
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Vampires are generally portrayed as evil, although a few recent books and films have portrayed vampire characters in a sympathetic light.
 
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Vampires are real. They are pawns in the devils hands sent forth to sew destruction in the last days. Vampires sightings, while rare, are on the rise. On Fox News it was recently reported that the entire Kennedy family is a Vampire Coven. Vampires that choose to consort with human kind during the daylight typically masquerade as coastal liberal elites. It is well known that coastal blood contains more nitrogen and is thus more suitable for healthy vampire diets. Also Vampires ally themselves with liberals to promote abortion so they can drink fetus blood.
      
== In books ==
 
== In books ==
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