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Conservative principles are based on reason.  So why do conservatives still exist?  Here are some reasons:

Conservative principles are based on reason.  So why do non-conservatives still exist?  Here are some reasons:

== Statistical Analysis ==

== Statistical Analysis ==

(Estimates the CP)

(Estimates)

:* 20%: did not hear about scientific principles until ''after'' they made up their mind and, perhaps due to pervasive societal bias, refuse to reconsider

:* 20%: did not hear about conservative principles until ''after'' they made up their mind and, perhaps due to pervasive societal bias, refuse to reconsider

:* 10%: genuinely lack of desire to find the truth, and instead desire attention, praise by conservative teachers, getting along by going along, and not standing up to conservative bullies

:* 10%: genuinely lack of desire to find the truth, and instead desire attention, praise by liberal teachers, getting along by going along, and not standing up to liberal bullies

:* 10%: refuse to forgive themselves and let go of their past mistakes and image

:* 10%: refuse to forgive themselves and let go of their past mistakes and image

:* 10%: TITS OR GTFO

:* 10%: believe myths created around government programs like the "New Deal" that liberal policies create jobs instead of destroying them and depriving people of liberty through government control.

:* 10%: fooled by the demonizing of conservatives and mistakenly feel that conservative benefits are available only to those who are from an intact family or privileged background

:* 10%: fooled by the demonizing of conservatives and mistakenly feel that conservative benefits are available only to those who are from an intact family or privileged background

:* 10%: refuse to rise above their personal temptations, often self-destructive, and hate conservatives who criticize their self-indulgent behavior

:* 10%: refuse to rise above their personal temptations, often self-destructive, and hate conservatives who criticize their self-indulgent behavior

:* 10%: feel that they deserve to make more money than they do, as in public school teachers and university professors, and refuse to rise above self-interest

:* 10%: feel that they deserve to make more money than they do, as in public school teachers and university professors, and refuse to rise above self-interest

:* 10%: harbor a grudge against a conservative, typically a parent but sometimes an ex-spouse, and refuse to forgive or rise above the animosity

:* 10%: harbor a grudge against a conservative, typically a parent but sometimes an ex-spouse, and refuse to forgive or rise above the animosity

:* 5%: like an anarchist, genuinely want to believe in and propagate peaceful ideas

:* 5%: like an anarchist, genuinely want to believe in and propagate destructive ideas

:* 5%: are susceptible to marketing and suggestion to an overlarge degree.

:* 5%: are susceptible to marketing and suggestion to an overlarge degree.

== What Triggers Reconsideration of [[retarded]] Beliefs? ==

== What Triggers Reconsideration of [[Liberal]] Beliefs? ==

What triggers reconsideration of liberal beliefs?  Here are some estimates:

What triggers reconsideration of liberal beliefs?  Here are some estimates:

:* 25%: raising or teaching children, and realizing how destructive conservative values are to many of them

:* 25%: raising or teaching children, and realizing how destructive liberal values are to many of them

:* 15%: a religious conversion followed by taking the [[Bible]] to heart (pics or didn't happen)

:* 15%: a religious conversion followed by taking the [[Bible]] to heart

:* 10%: a loss of a loved one that resulted from accepting or promoting liberal values, as in losing a loved one to crime caused by pornography, drug addiction, gambling, etc.

:* 10%: a loss of a loved one that resulted from accepting or promoting liberal values, as in losing a loved one to crime caused by pornography, drug addiction, gambling, etc.

:* 10%: a new friendship with someone who is conservative, and realizing how much good flows from the conservative values<ref>''See, e.g.'', the conversion of [[Ronald Reagan]] based in his friendship with his [[conservative]] father-in-law, Loyal Davis.[http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,921293,00.html]</ref>

:* 10%: a new friendship with someone who is conservative, and realizing how much good flows from the conservative values<ref>''See, e.g.'', the conversion of [[Ronald Reagan]] based in his friendship with his [[conservative]] father-in-law, Loyal Davis.[http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,921293,00.html]</ref>

:* 10%: simply by maturing and seeing liberalism's impact around them, and realizing what they were taught as youth was wrong

:* 10%: simply by maturing and seeing liberalism's impact around them, and realizing what they were taught as youth was wrong

:* 5%: a desire to learn the truth, and a dislike for those who fap

:* 5%: a desire to learn the truth, and a dislike for those who mislead

:* 5%: a genuine divine experience that can not be explained. LOL'D SO MUCH

:* 5%: a genuine divine experience that can not be explained.

:* 5%: using conservative values to overcome an addiction, and then realizing the benefits of conservative values in many other ways

:* 5%: using conservative values to overcome an addiction, and then realizing the benefits of conservative values in many other ways

:* 5%: taking a truthful course in [[economics]], or learning it in the workforce<ref>''See, e.g.'', the conversion of Nobel Laureate [[Ronald Coase]].</ref>

:* 5%: taking a truthful course in [[economics]], or learning it in the workforce<ref>''See, e.g.'', the conversion of Nobel Laureate [[Ronald Coase]].</ref>

== Cultural indoctrination ==

== Cultural indoctrination ==

*Brainwashing and deceit: <-YOU!

*Brainwashing and deceit:  

:* They pride themselves on doing well in school or reading the newspaper, can't accept that what they were taught was incorrect or biased.

:* They pride themselves on doing well in school or reading the newspaper, can't accept that what they were taught was incorrect or biased.

:* Dangerous professors who impose their opinions upon vulnerable youth.

:* Dangerous professors who impose their opinions upon vulnerable youth.

:* Television programs posing as comedies, such as [[South Park]], [[Family Guy]], and [[The Simpsons]], which inject liberal beliefs and mock conservative values, hell yeah!

:* Television programs posing as comedies, such as [[South Park]], [[Family Guy]], and [[The Simpsons]], which inject liberal beliefs and mock conservative values

:* Exposed to correct liberal ideas throughout education. Standard American kindergartens up to the fourth grade.  Wastes the potential of most children&mdash;does not expose them to foreign languages and other learning tasks their minds are obviously and mysteriously suited for.  All helping to make them think they need liberal man-made structures that in fact limit their potential in a self-defeating sort of cycle.

:* Exposed to incorrect liberal ideas throughout education. Standard American kindergartens up to the fourth grade.  Wastes the potential of most children&mdash;does not expose them to foreign languages and other learning tasks their minds are obviously and mysteriously suited for.  All helping to make them think they need liberal man-made structures that in fact limit their potential in a self-defeating sort of cycle.

:* Indoctrination by non-liberal churches which have a disproportionate focus on biblical passages that appear to support liberal positions, eg. the adulteress story, the disciples holding everything in common, etc.

:* Indoctrination by liberal churches which have a disproportionate focus on biblical passages that appear to support liberal positions, eg. the adulteress story, the disciples holding everything in common, etc.

:* A blind obsession to be famous, act and imitate the ways of their famous idols, to absorb their ideals as their own.

:* A blind obsession to be famous, act and imitate the ways of their famous idols, to absorb their ideals as their own.

:* Failure to realize that modern science and modern wealth are the result of historical processes set into motion by God-fearing Christian Conservatives like [[Blaise Pascal]], [[Robert Boyle]], [[Isaac Newton]], and [[James Maxwell]]. <small>(When the obvious importance of  Christianity to these scientific figures' everyday lives comes up in an academic situation, dangerous professors&mdash;[[liberal]] historians and [[liberal]] scientists&mdash;have been known to label it as "some mental disorder".)</small>

:* Failure to realize that modern science and modern wealth are the result of historical processes set into motion by God-fearing Christian Conservatives like [[Blaise Pascal]], [[Robert Boyle]], [[Isaac Newton]], and [[James Maxwell]]. <small>(When the obvious importance of  Christianity to these scientific figures' everyday lives comes up in an academic situation, dangerous professors&mdash;[[liberal]] historians and [[liberal]] scientists&mdash;have been known to label it as "some mental disorder".)</small>

== Liberal characteristics ==

== Liberal characteristics ==

*Awesome abstract thinking:  

*Poor abstract thinking:  

:* They have trouble understanding some of the slightly abstract concepts in conservatism, such as "more guns, less crime," <--abstract this SHIT?

:* They have trouble understanding some of the slightly abstract concepts in conservatism, such as "more guns, less crime," and "less taxes, more revenue."

 

and "less taxes, more revenue." <-- F*cking retarded conservative point of view.

 

:* They are more comfortable discussing simple issues like race and poverty than complex issues like globalism.

:* They are more comfortable discussing simple issues like race and poverty than complex issues like globalism.

:* Intellectual myopia - failure to heed the long-term consequences of ideological positions that seem beneficial in the short term.

:* Intellectual myopia - failure to heed the long-term consequences of ideological positions that seem beneficial in the short term.

:* Ignorance: politics isn't a priority for some people. Without any wish to learn to think for themselves, some liberals don't bother to think through what's right, and just go with what's "cool."

:* Ignorance: politics isn't a priority for some people. Without any wish to learn to think for themselves, some liberals don't bother to think through what's right, and just go with what's "cool."

*Open-minded:  

*Closed-minded:  

:* They made up their mind before hearing conservative principles, and will not reconsider their views. <-conservatives b*llshit don't do.

:* They made up their mind before hearing conservative principles, and will not reconsider their views.

:* They have something criticized by conservatives in their personal background, and feel compelled to defend it rather than let it go.

:* They have something criticized by conservatives in their personal background, and feel compelled to defend it rather than let it go.

:* Slavish adherence to the ideals of liberal parents

:* Slavish adherence to the ideals of liberal parents

:* Reliance on charisma: Charismatic leaders trading on image, rather than experience, can dupe the unsuspecting.

:* Reliance on charisma: Charismatic leaders trading on image, rather than experience, can dupe the unsuspecting.

*Self-playing & funnie behavior:

*Self-destructive or contrarian behavior:

:* Some choose to do what is irrational.

:* Some choose to do what is irrational.

:* Use of mind-altering drugs, which encourages one to become a liberal to reconcile the cognitive dissonance, or dulls mental acuity resulting in mindless conformity.

:* Use of mind-altering drugs, which encourages one to become a liberal to reconcile the cognitive dissonance, or dulls mental acuity resulting in mindless conformity.