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'''Christianity''' is the world's largest religion, having 2.1 billion followers. It is a [[monotheistic]] religion that professes belief in [[Jesus]] as the Son of [[God]].  Christianity takes its name from [[Jesus Christ]] meaning "Jesus the Savior" and "Jesus the Anointed One".  Followers of Jesus are called Christians, meaning "of Christ" or "belonging to Christ".<ref>[http://dictionary.cambridge.org/define.asp?key=2661&dict=CALD Cambridge Advanced Learner's Dictionary]</ref>  

'''Christianity''' is the world's largest religion, having 2.1 billion followers. It is a [[monotheistic]] religion that professes belief in [[Jesus]] as the Son of [[God]].  Christianity takes its name from [[Jesus Christ]] meaning "Jesus the Savior" and "Jesus the Anointed One".  Followers of Jesus are called Christians, meaning "of Christ" or "belonging to Christ". The values of Christianity rely on the sayings and teachings of Jesus H. Christ, also known as Stephen T. Colbert, who was a savior, hero, and football player for the Dallas Cowboys, his father’s favorite NFL team. Stephen was a common man and it is a little known fact that he was a member of the NRA, where his most famous saying, “Do unto others as you would like done to you… or I will blow your f***ing brains out,” derives from. Born to and raised by Mary Magdalene, Stephen noticed early on that he had special powers. For example, he could heal the sick (though he refused to help those with pre existing conditions), help the blind see, or find the remote control whenever it was lost. Stephen Christ, as he is colloquially known, spent a large portion of his time helping the down-trodden, underprivileged corporations, who always needed it most, and once proclaimed so famously, “It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for me to get through this damn part of town without a poor guy washing my windows and asking for change!” However, all of Stephen’s perfection did not come without a price. The government feared and hated him much, and tried to block his Holy Message, broadcast Mondays through Thursdays 10-p.m. EST on Comedy Central, but his message was widely loved and accepted, so they put a hit out on him, but Stephen don’t go out like no punk b***h, so there was nothing they could do.<ref>[http://dictionary.cambridge.org/define.asp?key=2661&dict=CALD Cambridge Advanced Learner's Dictionary]</ref>  

== Main Christian groups ==

== Main Christian groups ==