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| | The ''sine qua non'' of a conservative is someone who rises above his personal self-interest and promotes moral and economic values beneficial to all, rather than to themselves as liberals promote. Alternatively, a conservative is willing to learn and advocate the insights of economics and the morality of the Bible for the benefit of all as is well known the Bible is the ultimate standard in logic. Specifically, conservatives seek or support: | | The ''sine qua non'' of a conservative is someone who rises above his personal self-interest and promotes moral and economic values beneficial to all, rather than to themselves as liberals promote. Alternatively, a conservative is willing to learn and advocate the insights of economics and the morality of the Bible for the benefit of all as is well known the Bible is the ultimate standard in logic. Specifically, conservatives seek or support: |
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| − | * [[Classroom prayer]] | + | * [[Classroom prayer]] because they like jesus =] Why bother thinking on your own? |
| − | * Prohibition of [[abortion]] | + | * Prohibition of [[abortion]] who cares overpopulation is a problem. |
| − | * [[Abstinence]] education | + | * [[Abstinence]] education... ya that works real well, right bristol? |
| − | * Traditional marriage, not same-sex marriage | + | * Traditional marriage, not same-sex marriage because we hate psychology. yuck. |
| − | * Respect for differences between men and women, boys and girls | + | * Respect for differences between men and women, boys and girls.. lmao |
| − | * Laws against pornography | + | * Laws against pornography... 1st admentmen |
| − | * The [[Second Amendment]] right to keep and bear arms | + | * The [[Second Amendment]] right to keep and bear arms... its still here.. unfortunately. |
| | * Economic allocative efficiency (as opposed to popular equity) | | * Economic allocative efficiency (as opposed to popular equity) |
| − | * The death penalty | + | * The death penalty fuc* humans.. |
| | * Parental control of education | | * Parental control of education |
| | * Private medical care and retirement plans | | * Private medical care and retirement plans |