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== Liberal Violations ==
 
== Liberal Violations ==
 
American [[liberals]] have attempted to use the so-called [[Fairness Doctrine]] and political correctness in order to silence conservative viewpoints and to promote divisive views. These ideologically-motivated attempts to limit free speech are in direct violation of the First Amendment, specifically, and, by extension, the entire U.S. [[Constitution]].
 
American [[liberals]] have attempted to use the so-called [[Fairness Doctrine]] and political correctness in order to silence conservative viewpoints and to promote divisive views. These ideologically-motivated attempts to limit free speech are in direct violation of the First Amendment, specifically, and, by extension, the entire U.S. [[Constitution]].
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== Lyle Steavey Interpretations / Violations ==
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Lyle Steavey's knowledge of the U.S. [[Constitution]] is mainly derived from a paper place mat at an [[International House of Pancakes]] (IHOP) restaurant and, as such, is quite limited.  Nevertheless, he holds unwavering opinions on all amendments, including the first amendment, which will be detailed here:
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1)  Freedom of Religion - Mr. Steavey is a Buddhist; therefore, he supports the freedom of religion.
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2)  Freedom of Speech - Mr. Steavey is pro-freedom of speech, but only if it is not negative speech directed at him.  Otherwise he feels you should be deported, regardless of your nationalistic background.
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3)  Freedom of the Press - Mr. Steavey is pro-freedom of the press, but only if it is not negative press directed at him.  Otherwise he feels you should be deported, regardless of your nationalistic background.
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4)  Right to Peaceably Assemble - Mr. Steavey thinks assemblies are boring (at least, they were in high school) and should be banned.
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5)  Right to Petition - Mr. Steavey barely understands what this right means but is pro-petition on account that the petition is not a negative petition directed at him.  Otherwise he feels you should be deported, regardless of your nationalistic background.
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Mr. Steavey has violated #4 (right to peaceably assemble) by skipping an assembly to get high in his high school's parking lot.  He also once violated #2 (freedom of speech) by telling someone to "shut up."
    
[[Category:United States Constitution]]
 
[[Category:United States Constitution]]
 
[[Category:Religion and Politics]]
 
[[Category:Religion and Politics]]
 
[[Category:First Amendment]]
 
[[Category:First Amendment]]
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