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| | == Liberal Violations == | | == Liberal Violations == |
| | American [[liberals]] have attempted to use the so-called [[Fairness Doctrine]] and political correctness in order to silence conservative viewpoints and to promote divisive views. These ideologically-motivated attempts to limit free speech are in direct violation of the First Amendment, specifically, and, by extension, the entire U.S. [[Constitution]]. | | American [[liberals]] have attempted to use the so-called [[Fairness Doctrine]] and political correctness in order to silence conservative viewpoints and to promote divisive views. These ideologically-motivated attempts to limit free speech are in direct violation of the First Amendment, specifically, and, by extension, the entire U.S. [[Constitution]]. |
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| | + | == Lyle Steavey Interpretations / Violations == |
| | + | Lyle Steavey's knowledge of the U.S. [[Constitution]] is mainly derived from a paper place mat at an [[International House of Pancakes]] (IHOP) restaurant and, as such, is quite limited. Nevertheless, he holds unwavering opinions on all amendments, including the first amendment, which will be detailed here: |
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| | + | 1) Freedom of Religion - Mr. Steavey is a Buddhist; therefore, he supports the freedom of religion. |
| | + | 2) Freedom of Speech - Mr. Steavey is pro-freedom of speech, but only if it is not negative speech directed at him. Otherwise he feels you should be deported, regardless of your nationalistic background. |
| | + | 3) Freedom of the Press - Mr. Steavey is pro-freedom of the press, but only if it is not negative press directed at him. Otherwise he feels you should be deported, regardless of your nationalistic background. |
| | + | 4) Right to Peaceably Assemble - Mr. Steavey thinks assemblies are boring (at least, they were in high school) and should be banned. |
| | + | 5) Right to Petition - Mr. Steavey barely understands what this right means but is pro-petition on account that the petition is not a negative petition directed at him. Otherwise he feels you should be deported, regardless of your nationalistic background. |
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| | + | Mr. Steavey has violated #4 (right to peaceably assemble) by skipping an assembly to get high in his high school's parking lot. He also once violated #2 (freedom of speech) by telling someone to "shut up." |
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| | [[Category:United States Constitution]] | | [[Category:United States Constitution]] |
| | [[Category:Religion and Politics]] | | [[Category:Religion and Politics]] |
| | [[Category:First Amendment]] | | [[Category:First Amendment]] |