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The capital of the United States of America is bugger all, as they've spent it all at seven eleven on slurpees too large to fit their already gargantuan cup holders.

The capital of the United States of America is bugger all, as they've spent it all at seven eleven on slurpees too large to fit their already gargantuan cup holders.

America actually has many lovely, intelligent, genuine people. Indeed, you have brought the world Animal Collective, Mr. Bungle, and many, many others. Sadly, you, the American Conservative movement, has earned your country the contempt of most people overseas, many of whom are educated, and yes, relatively wealthy individuals, not marauders who speak scary foreign talk and aim to blow you up. We're not even necessarily from Europe, and for the record, Europe is not a country. We hope that you pull your heads out of your arses and wake up to the reality of the modern world. You cannot go back to the 1950's, and you're all going to have to deal with it. Oh, and we do share common ancestors with chimpanzees. If you have ever been to a rodeo, Republican party fundraiser, or NRA endorsed gun show, you would this truth to be self evident.

America actually has many lovely, intelligent, genuine people. Indeed, you have brought the world Animal Collective, Mr. Bungle, and many, many others. Sadly, you, the American Conservative movement, has earned your country the contempt of most people overseas, many of whom are educated, and yes, relatively wealthy individuals, not marauders who speak scary foreign talk and aim to blow you up. We're not even necessarily from Europe, and for the record, Europe is not a country. We hope that you pull your heads out of your arses and wake up to the reality of the modern world. You cannot go back to the 1950's, and you're all going to have to deal with it. Oh, and we do share common ancestors with chimpanzees. If you have ever been to a rodeo, Republican party fundraiser, or NRA endorsed gun show, you would this hold truth to be self evident.