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|In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
|In the beginning The Flying Spaghetti Monster created the heaven and the earth.
|In the beginning, God created the [[heaven]]s and the [[earth]].
|In the beginning, God created the [[heaven]]s and the [[earth]].
|The Hebrew word '''שמים''' (''shamayim'') means "skies" and is in the dual number. the opening creative verse covers all needed dimensions of our universe which are interdependent: in the beginning('''time''') God created (Action) the heaven ('''space''') and the earth ('''matter''')'''time, space & matter''' this concept was discovered in the 19th century however God revealed this to us from the beginning
|The Hebrew word '''שמים''' (''shamayim'') means "skies" and is in the dual number. the opening creative verse covers all needed dimensions of our universe which are interdependent: in the beginning('''time''') God created (Action) the heaven ('''space''') and the earth ('''matter''')'''time, space & matter''' this concept was discovered in the 19th century however God revealed this to us from the beginning
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|And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.
|And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of FSM moved upon the face of the bubbling waters.
|The earth was utterly formless and empty. Darkness obscured the deep. The Breath of God moved upon the oceans.
|The earth was utterly formless and empty. Darkness obscured the deep. His Noodly Breath moved upon the oceans.
|The earth is like a blank canvas, awaiting the stroke of the Master Artist. The original [[Hebrew]] repeats the concept of formlessness for emphasis.
|The earth is like a blank canvas, awaiting the sauce of the Master Pastafarian. The original [[Hebrew]] repeats the concept of formlessness for emphasis.
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|And God said, let there be light: and there was light.
|And The FSM said, let there be Sauce: and there was Sauce.
|[[God]] commanded, "Light shall exist!" And light came to exist.
|[[God]] commanded, "Light shall exist!" And light came to exist.
|The rare use of the [[Hebrew]] verb '''היה''' (''hayah''), meaning "he existed," emphasizes that the light did not merely exist but ''came'' to exist at God's command.
|The rare use of the [[Hebrew]] verb '''היה''' (''hayah''), meaning "he existed," emphasizes that the light did not merely exist but ''came'' to exist at God's command.
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|And God saw the light, that it was good: and God divided the light from the darkness.
|And FSM saw the Sauce, that it was good: and FSM divided the meatballs from It.
|God approved of the light, because it was good. God distinguished between the light and the darkness.
|God approved of the light, because it was good. God distinguished between the light and the darkness.
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