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A '''conservative''' adheres to principles of limited government, personal responsibility and moral values, agreeing with [[George Washington]]'s [[Farewell Address]] that "religion and morality are indispensable supports" to political prosperity.<ref>[http://usinfo.state.gov/usa/infousa/facts/democrac/49.htm United States Department of State] George Washington, farewell address, 1796</ref><ref>Merriam-Webster's Online Dictionary has the following definition of conservative: "tending or disposed to maintain existing views, conditions, or institutions : TRADITIONAL"[http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/conservative]  Therefore, a conservative Christian would be one that tends to adhere to the morally sound doctrines of the early Christianity and [[Judeo-Christian]] values.</ref>
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A '''conservative''' adheres to principles of lunacy, xenophobia, guns, and 'MURICA the beautiful. "Reality has a well-known liberal bias"-Stephen Colbert
    
Former President [[Ronald Reagan]] said:  
 
Former President [[Ronald Reagan]] said:  
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The ''sine qua non'' of a conservative is someone who rises above his personal self-interest and promotes moral and economic values beneficial to all.  Alternatively, a conservative is willing to learn and advocate the insights of economics and the morality of the [[Bible]] for the benefit of all, recognizing that the Bible is the most logical book ever written.  Specifically, conservatives seek or support:
 
The ''sine qua non'' of a conservative is someone who rises above his personal self-interest and promotes moral and economic values beneficial to all.  Alternatively, a conservative is willing to learn and advocate the insights of economics and the morality of the [[Bible]] for the benefit of all, recognizing that the Bible is the most logical book ever written.  Specifically, conservatives seek or support:
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* [[Classroom prayer]]
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* [[Classroom prayer]](religious loonies)
 
* Prohibition of [[abortion]]
 
* Prohibition of [[abortion]]
* [[Abstinence]] education
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* [[Abstinence]] education (they don't like government to tell you what to do, they want to tell you what to do)
* Traditional marriage, not same-sex marriage
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* Traditional marriage, not same-sex marriage (homophobes)
 
* Respect for differences between men and women, boys and girls
 
* Respect for differences between men and women, boys and girls
 
* Laws against pornography
 
* Laws against pornography
* The [[Second Amendment]] right to keep and bear arms
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* The [[Second Amendment]] right to keep and bear arms (well they get bored without porn)
 
* Economic allocative efficiency (as opposed to popular equity)
 
* Economic allocative efficiency (as opposed to popular equity)
* The death penalty
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* The death penalty (an eye for an eye)
 
* Parental control of education
 
* Parental control of education
 
* Private medical care and retirement plans
 
* Private medical care and retirement plans
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* Enforcement of current laws regarding immigration
 
* Enforcement of current laws regarding immigration
 
* Respect for our military ... past and present
 
* Respect for our military ... past and present
* Rejection of [[junk science]] such as [[evolution]] and [[global warming]]
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* Rejection of [[junk science]] such as [[evolution]] and [[global warming]] (somebody has to stand up to doctors and experts)
 
* Low taxes, especially for families
 
* Low taxes, especially for families
 
* Conferderationism (less power for the federal government and more for local and state governments)
 
* Conferderationism (less power for the federal government and more for local and state governments)
 
* A strong national defense
 
* A strong national defense
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Oh ok, so they're for no government.......except for all of these laws up here expanding government, and telling us what we can and can't do.
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==Hall of Fame==
 
==Hall of Fame==
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===Presidents===
 
===Presidents===
Periodically a conservative has been elected president of the United States.  The most prominent conservative presidents include:
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Periodically a conservative has been elected president of the United States but rarely and they screw alot of things up leading to many liberals.  The most prominent conservative presidents include:
 
*[[George Washington]] (1789-1797)
 
*[[George Washington]] (1789-1797)
 
*[[James Monroe]] (1817-1825)
 
*[[James Monroe]] (1817-1825)
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*The 80th Congress (elected in 1946)
 
*The 80th Congress (elected in 1946)
 
*The 104th Congress (elected in 1994)
 
*The 104th Congress (elected in 1994)
 
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(really only two?)
 
===Movement===
 
===Movement===
 
[[Movement conservatives]] are those who accept the logic of conservatism across-the-board, and stand up for its powerful principles despite liberal ridicule.  Movement conservative activists include:
 
[[Movement conservatives]] are those who accept the logic of conservatism across-the-board, and stand up for its powerful principles despite liberal ridicule.  Movement conservative activists include:
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*[[Jerry Falwell]], religion
 
*[[Jerry Falwell]], religion
 
*[[Michele Bachmann]], columnist
 
*[[Michele Bachmann]], columnist
*[[Ann Coulter]], columnist
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*[[Ann Coulter]], columnist nazi
 
*[[Rush Limbaugh]], radio
 
*[[Rush Limbaugh]], radio
 
*[[Michelle Malkin]], commentator
 
*[[Michelle Malkin]], commentator
*[[Glenn Beck]], TV commentator
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*[[Glenn Beck]], TV commentator with nazi tourettes
    
===Key leaders===
 
===Key leaders===

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