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The '''University of Virginia''' is a large public [[university]] located in Charlottesville, [[Virginia]].

The '''University of Virginia''' is a large, [[liberal]], public [[university]] located in Charlottesville, [[Virginia]].

==History==

==History==

Today the students of the University of Virginia live by an Honor Code that was created over two hundred years ago. The students used to sign the Honor Pledge before taking a test, or writing a paper as a promise that they had not, or would not cheat. However in actuality the Honor system is very lax as a result of [[ Liberal]] infiltration, and does not reprimand [[illegal]], under-age drinking, [[drug use]], etc.

Today the students of the University of Virginia live by an Honor Code that was created over two hundred years ago. The students used to sign the Honor Pledge before taking a test, or writing a paper as a promise that they had not, or would not cheat. However in actuality the Honor system is very lax as a result of [[ Liberal]] infiltration, and does not reprimand [[illegal]], under-age drinking, [[drug use]], etc.

The University has been had seven presidents; the current one is John T. Casteen III, who has held the position since August of 1990. In 1888 the school implemented orange and blue as the official athletic colors, and the official mascot is the Cavalier, also referred to as the Wahoos.

The University has been had eight presidents; the current one is Teresa A. Sullivan, who has held the position since August of 2010. She is noted for being a liberal feminist, having majored in Women's Studies (See useless college majors). In 1888 the school implemented orange and blue as the official athletic colors, and the official mascot is the Cavalier, also referred to as the Wahoos.  

 

[[U.S News and World Report]] ranks The University of Virginia as number 23 in the best "national universities, public and private" category, tied with [[Georgetown]]. It also holds the number 2 spot for the best public university for the 2007 year. For the past eleven years it has ranked as either number one, or number two in this category.

== Bastion of Liberalism ==  

== Bastion of Liberalism ==  

The University of Virginia has in recent years become a bastion of liberalism for the commonwealth of Virginia. Although underage drinking is regretably common at many universities, the liberal culture at Virginia has embraced their alcoholism and nicknamed themselves the wahoo's, a fish that can drink 3 times its weight, alluding to their prevalent use of alcohol. University professors have been investigated by conservative Attorney General, [[Ken Cuccinelli]], who has demanded the seizure of documents from several professors relating to the notorious liberal scandal, [[Climategate]]. <ref>[http://www.dailyprogress.com/cdp/news/local/article/attorney_general_demands_papers_on_climate_data_from_uva/55634/P20/]</ref> . The liberal, atheistic culture of the University of Virginia most likely contributed to the murder of a female lacrosse player.

The University of Virginia has in recent years become a bastion of liberalism for the commonwealth of Virginia. Although underage drinking is regretably common at many universities, the liberal culture at Virginia has embraced their alcoholism and nicknamed themselves the Wahoo's, a fish that can drink 3 times its weight, alluding to their prevalent use of illegal under-age alcohol consumtion. University professors have been investigated by conservative Attorney General, [[Ken Cuccinelli]], who has demanded the seizure of documents from several professors relating to the notorious liberal scandal, [[Climategate]]. <ref>[http://www.dailyprogress.com/cdp/news/local/article/attorney_general_demands_papers_on_climate_data_from_uva/55634/P20/]</ref> . The liberal, atheistic culture of the University of Virginia most likely contributed to the murder of a female lacrosse player.

== Fast Facts ==  

== Fast Facts ==  

*'''Colors:''' Orange, and Blue

*'''Colors:''' Orange, and Blue

*'''Mascot:''' The Cavalier

*'''Mascot:''' The Cavalier

*'''Current President:''' in transition

*'''Current President:''' Teresa A. Sullivan

*'''Enrolled Students:''' 20,387

*'''Enrolled Students:''' 20,387

*'''Faculty:''' 11,962

*'''Faculty:''' 11,962