| − | '''Spongebob Squarepants''' is an animated children's television program that has won several [[Emmy]] awards. Although the show is marketed to children, it is a show that people of all ages can enjoy.<ref>http://media.www.clarksonintegrator.com/media/storage/paper280/news/2004/11/22/Entertainment/Spongebob.For.Adults.Too-812397.shtml</ref> Celebrities such as [[Mike Myers]] and [[Justin Timberlake]] are fans of the show.<ref>Byrne, Ciar. "From Bikini Bottom to A-list celebrity: why the world loves SpongeBob SquarePants"; ''The Independent'', 10 February 2005</ref> It has been on the air since its debut on the Nickelodeon network in 1999. The show was made into a 2004 movie. On occasion, the show has been frowned on for containing crude humor. In one particularly heinous episode, ''Rock-A-Bye Bivalve'', Spongebob and Patrick, both male characters, raise a baby clam together.<ref>http://spongebob.wikia.com/wiki/Rock-a-Bye_Bivalve</ref> This implies that gay marriage should be accepted in real life as it is in the fictional setting of Bikini Bottom, and that a gay couple can successfully raise a child. However, the opposite is obviously true, that regardless of the intelligence, motivation, and integrity of the child of a gay couple, as long as he or she does not have precisely one male parent and one female parent, that child cannot ''possibly'' become a successful adult. This episode symbolizes how the [[liberal]]s have extended their control over the media to not only the [[lamestream media]], but even to children's programming, in an effort to ensure that tomorrow's generation will similarly reject the logical and biblical standards of [[conservatism]] and our savior [[Jesus Christ]]. Amen. | + | '''Spongebob Squarepants''' is an animated children's television program that has won several [[Emmy]] awards. Although the show is marketed to children, it is a show that people of all ages can enjoy.<ref>http://media.www.clarksonintegrator.com/media/storage/paper280/news/2004/11/22/Entertainment/Spongebob.For.Adults.Too-812397.shtml</ref> Celebrities such as [[Mike Myers]] and [[Justin Timberlake]] are fans of the show.<ref>Byrne, Ciar. "From Bikini Bottom to A-list celebrity: why the world loves SpongeBob SquarePants"; ''The Independent'', 10 February 2005</ref> It has been on the air since its debut on the Nickelodeon network in 1999. The show was made into a 2004 movie. On occasion, the show has been frowned on for containing crude humor. In one particularly heinous episode, ''Rock-A-Bye Bivalve'', Spongebob and Patrick, both male characters, raise a baby clam together.<ref>http://spongebob.wikia.com/wiki/Rock-a-Bye_Bivalve</ref> This implies that gay marriage should be accepted in real life as it is in the fictional setting of Bikini Bottom, and that a gay couple can successfully raise a child. However, the opposite is obviously true, that regardless of the intelligence, motivation, and integrity of the child of a gay couple, as long as he or she does not have precisely one male parent and one female parent, that child cannot ''possibly'' become a successful adult. This episode symbolizes how the [[liberal]]s have extended their control over the media to not only the [[lamestream media]], but even to children's programming, in an effort to ensure that tomorrow's generation will similarly reject the logical and biblical standards of [[conservatism]] and our savior [[Jesus Christ]]. |