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| − | # [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FM4lDtsV-9Q "Let me call you sweetheart"] – We all know that the truly sweet women are [[conservative|conservatives]] and all the feminazis are [[liberal|liberals]]. | + | # [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FM4lDtsV-9Q "Let me call you sweetheart"] - We all know that the truly sweet women are [[conservative]]s and all the feminazis are [[liberal]]s. |
| | # [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L--cqAI3IUI "Wouldn't It Be Nice"] by the [[Beach Boys]] – Pro-marriage. | | # [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L--cqAI3IUI "Wouldn't It Be Nice"] by the [[Beach Boys]] – Pro-marriage. |
| | # [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yw5RkzbHb-w "You Can't Hurry Love (You Just Have to Wait)"] – Abstinence for rock fans. The versions by [[The Supremes]] and Phil Collins were popular. | | # [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yw5RkzbHb-w "You Can't Hurry Love (You Just Have to Wait)"] – Abstinence for rock fans. The versions by [[The Supremes]] and Phil Collins were popular. |
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| | # [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErPywgiMb4k "Angry Young Man"] by [[Billy Joel]] – The doctrinaire leftist radical with "his fist in the air and his head in the sand" comes in for biting criticism. | | # [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErPywgiMb4k "Angry Young Man"] by [[Billy Joel]] – The doctrinaire leftist radical with "his fist in the air and his head in the sand" comes in for biting criticism. |
| | # [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzU2iJ9qfXg Gimme Back My Bullets] by [[Lynyrd Skynyrd]] – The name says it all. | | # [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzU2iJ9qfXg Gimme Back My Bullets] by [[Lynyrd Skynyrd]] – The name says it all. |
| − | # "OMG" by Usher – He sings to God about his love for Jesus.
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| | # [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPPlGFh6OpQ "Spirit In The Sky"] by Norman Greenbaum. | | # [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPPlGFh6OpQ "Spirit In The Sky"] by Norman Greenbaum. |
| | # [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38oeBgvbMYA "Don't Let 'Em Take Your Gun"] by Grand Funk Railroad – A father gives his son some sage advice. | | # [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38oeBgvbMYA "Don't Let 'Em Take Your Gun"] by Grand Funk Railroad – A father gives his son some sage advice. |
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| | # "YMCA" by Village People – This song gets young men excited to go to a Christian organization. | | # "YMCA" by Village People – This song gets young men excited to go to a Christian organization. |
| | # [http://www.lyricsfreak.com/p/pearl+jam/dissident_20106414.html "Dissident"] by Pearl Jam – About a woman who engages in [[liberal values]] by being impregnated out of wedlock and having an abortion, but immediately regrets doing so. | | # [http://www.lyricsfreak.com/p/pearl+jam/dissident_20106414.html "Dissident"] by Pearl Jam – About a woman who engages in [[liberal values]] by being impregnated out of wedlock and having an abortion, but immediately regrets doing so. |
| − | # "Losing My Religion" by R.E.M. – A man sings to Jesus about how he is losing his faith due to the secularization of modern America.
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| − | # "Consoler of the Lonely" by The Raconteurs – A man who is spiritually lost experiences inner turmoil in his battle against the temptations of the devil.
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| − | # "The Crow and The Butterfly" by Shinedown – A metaphor for how liberals (the crow) will attack and berate those who do not agree (the butterfly).
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| − | # "More Human Than Human" by White Zombie – Satires the use of sex in the media to brainwash and dehumanize the viewer, an example of despicable [[hollywood values]].
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| − | # "Lazy" by Deep Purple – Criticizes lazy liberals and lazy, fat atheists.
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| − | # "Computer Camp Love" by Datarock – Mentions God and, more importantly, abstinence: "Her name is Judy/That’s a nice name/Yeah, she’s a nice girl/Big deal, did you get in her pants/She’s not that kind of a girl, booger"
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| − | # "The Winner Takes It All" by ABBA – A song supporting the superior electoral college system, where the winner in a state gets all of the electoral votes. This is opposing the liberal proposition that elections be based on popular vote, which stemmed from Al Gore's loss during the 2000 elections.
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| − | # "Monkey Man" by The Rolling Stones – A satire of evolution and the idea that man descended from primates.
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| − | # "Sleep Away" by Bob Acri – Bob Acri was a very conservative Christian, and with each of his songs he tried to tell the story of the immorality of liberals. This song is no exception, and is even more notable as it is one of the most widespread songs ever. In an informal survey, it was found that approximately 100% of Windows 7 users have this song in their music libraries.
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| − | # "Darling Nikki" by Foo Fighters – Satires those who do not engage in abstinence and eventually pay for it.
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| − | # "The Feel Good Drag" by Anberlin – Criticizes Islamic values, such as polygamy.
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| − | # "The Boys Are Back in Town" by Thin Lizzy – Pro-military.
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| − | # "Still Alive" by Jonathan Coulton – A sort of anthem for the perseverance and goodwill of Conservatives: "We do what we must because we can/for the good of all of us." Also about the importance of hard work to attain luxuries, such as cake, something those obese atheists sure eat a lot of (with very little hard work, I might add!).
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| − | # "Adrift" by Barenaked Ladies – A man goes insane after he "said goodbye" to his love, Jesus. Preaches the power of religion to make everyday life much easier.
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| − | # "Beautiful Disaster" by 311 – About how liberals will twist many disasters and such to fit their own agendas.
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| − | # "Mad World" by Gary Jules – Criticizes the [[liberal creep]] occurring in our everyday life, making the world quite "mad," indeed. Specifically addresses the dehumanization of public schools: "Hello teacher tell me what’s my lesson/Look right through me/Look right through me."
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| − | # "The Man Who Sold The World" by David Bowie – A Liberal President reflects on the injustices he has performed in office against the people and Jesus.
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| − | # "Hotel California" by The Eagles – Criticizes [[liberal]] [[hollywood values]] and liberal [[murder]]: "[California] could be hell... [the devil/Mel Gibson] lit... a lovely place [on fire]... in... 1969. The masters... stab[ed]... the night man."
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| − | # "Mr. Blue Sky" by Electric Light Orchestra – Praises God and his divine guidance: "Now his hand is on your shoulder."
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| − | # "Ding Dong Song" by Gunther Levi – About the immorality of the controversies surrounding Clinton's presidency.
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| | Please add your best conservative picks. | | Please add your best conservative picks. |