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Line 1: − Please unlock IP address originally associated with this user. No association with the user known as [[Alky]]...just an unfortunate victim of circumstance and his vandalism. thanks+ + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + +
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stay in line. stay in step. people <br>
are afraid of someone who is not<br>
in step with them. it makes them<br>
look foolish t' themselves for<br>
being in step. it might even<br>
cross their minds that they themselves<br>
are in the wrong step. do not run<br>
nor cross the red line. if you go<br>
too far out in any direction, they<br>
will lose sight of you. they'll feel<br>
threatened. thinking that they are<br>
not a part of something that they<br>
saw go past them, they'll feel<br>
something's going on up there that<br>
they don't know about. revenge<br>
will set in. they will start thinking<br>
of how t' get rid of you. act<br>
mannerly towards them. if you don't,<br>
they will take it personal. as you<br>
come directly in contact face t' face<br>
do not make it a secret of how<br>
much you need them. if they sense<br>
that you have no need for them,<br>
the first thing they will do is<br>
try t' make you need them. if<br>
this doesn't work, they will tell<br>
you of how much they don't need<br>
you. if you do not show any sadness<br>
at a remark such as this, they<br>
will immediately tell other people<br>
of how much they don't need you.<br>
your name will begin t' come up<br>
in circles where people gather<br>
to tell about all the people they<br>
don't need. you will begin t' get<br>
famous this way. this, though, will<br>
only get the people who you don't need<br>
in the first place<br>
all the more madder.<br>
you will become<br>
a whole topic of conversation.<br>
needless t' say, these people<br>
who don't need you will start<br>
hating themselves for needing t' talk<br>
about you. then you yourself will<br>
start hating yourself for causing so<br>
much hate. as you can see, it will<br>
all end in one great gunburst.<br>
never trust a cop in a raincoat.<br>
when asked t' define yourself exactly,<br>
say you are an exact mathematician.<br>
do not say or do anything that<br>
he who standing in front of you<br>
watching cannot understand, he will<br>
feel you know something he<br>
doesn't. he will react with blinding<br>
speed and write your name down.<br>
talk on his terms. if his terms<br>
are old-fashioned an' you've<br>
passed that stage all the more easier<br>
t' get back there. say what he<br>
can understand clearly. say it simple<br>
t' keep your tongue out of your<br>
cheek. after he hears you, he can<br>
label you good or bad. anyone will<br>
do. t' some people, there is only<br>
good an' bad. in any case, it will<br>
make him feel somewhat important.<br>
it is better t' stay away from<br>
these people. be careful of<br>
enthusiasm...it is all temporary<br>
an' don't let it sway you. when asked<br>
if you go t' church, always answer<br>
yes, never look at your shoes. when<br>
asked you you think of gene autrey<br>
singing of hard rains gonna fall say<br>
that nobody can sing it as good as<br>
peter, paul and mary. at the mention<br>
of the president's name, eat a pint of<br>
yogurt an' go t' sleep early...when<br>
asked if you're a communist, sing<br>
america the beautiful in an<br>
italian accent. beat up nearest<br>
street cleaner. if by any<br>
chance you're caught naked in a<br>
parked car, quick turn the radio on<br>
full blast an' pretend<br>
that you're driving. never leave<br>
the house without a jar of peanut<br>
butter. do not wear<br>
matched socks. when asked to do 100<br>
pushups always smoke a pound<br>
of deodorant beforehand.<br>
when asked if you're a capitalist, rip<br>
open your shirt, sing buddy can<br>
you spare a dime with your<br>
right foot forward an' proceed t'<br>
chew up a dollar bill.<br>
do not sign any dotted line. do not<br>
fall in trap of criticizing people<br>
who do nothing else but criticize.<br>
do Not create anything. it will be<br>
misinterpreted. it will not change.<br>
it will follow you the<br>
rest of your life. when asked what you<br>
do for a living say you laugh for<br>
a living. be suspicious of people<br>
who say that if you are not nice<br>
t' them, they will commit suicide.<br>
when asked if you care about<br>
the world's problems, look deeply<br>
into the eyes of he that asks<br>
you, he will not ask you again. when<br>
asked if you've spent time in jail,<br>
announce proudly that some of your<br>
best friends've asked you that.<br>
beware of bathroom walls that've not<br>
been written on. when told t' look at<br>
yourself...never look. when asked<br>
t' give your real name...never give it.<br>