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Line 1: − + − + − However, he DID engineer the latest (and actually operational) tinfoil hat. So that's something. − + − + − He once claimed that the FBI was going to track down trolls/librul vandals. + − Like many of his claims, this was unfounded and had he kept on bothering the FBI about it, they would have fined him for wasting their time.+ − − He's quite scared of women. (just look at the feminism article here and say it ain't so) − − His favourite quote is "GODSPEED!". It is also what he will cry out valiantly on the last day as he charges in to do battle with the evil overlords of the homosexual agenda. − Andrew Schlafly is the fifth child of attorney John Fred Schlafly, Jr. and noted political activist/crazy woman [[Phyllis Schlafly]]. His great-grandfather, August Schlafly, was founder of the Union Trust and Savings Bank of East St. Louis, Ill., the First National Bank of Edwardsville, Ill., and other banks in Western states. <ref> [http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=9D0CE3DB1638F936A15752C1A962948260 Catherine Kosarek] Wedding news. November 25, 1984.+ − </ref> − Andrew himself, has nothing to his name other than a small homeschool class and a website which draws laughter from every other corner of the internet. − Sucks to be a failure doesn't it Andyroo? − +
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[[Image:ASchlafly.JPG|thumb|175px|right|Andrew Schlafly's creepy grin right before he consumes your soul]]
[[Image:ASchlafly.JPG|thumb|175px|right|Andrew Schlafly]]
'''Andrew Schlafly''' is a [[conservative]] lawyer and former [[engineer]]. Mr. Schlafly is also the founder of Conservapedia.
'''Andrew Schlafly''' is a [[conservative]] lawyer and former [[engineer]]. Mr. Schlafly is also the founder of Conservapedia.
He teaches one of the largest homeschool classes in the country, although it's homeschool, so there is really nothing to be proud of about it.
He teaches one of the largest homeschool classes in the country, including one class in fall 2006 with 58 students in [[World_History_Lectures|World History]]. In spring 2007 he taught [[Economics_Lectures|Economics]].
Conservapedia developed as a result of his ever growing paranoia that Wikipedia and the librul gays were out to get him. To this day, he still hides underneath his desk, clutching his tinfoil hat tightly to his head and muttering "they never gonn' get me...they never gonn' get me...they never gonn' get me"
Conservapedia developed as a result of his World History course. Andrew Schlafly and several of his top students continue to lead the project, and most of his students have contributed entries to it.
Andrew Schlafly has a wide collection of plastic bible figurines. He prays to them every night and offers them blood sacrifices in the form of pigeons.
Andrew Schlafly has taught homeschoolers online since the late 1990s, and in person since fall 2002. Several of Andrew Schlafly's prior course materials are available on [http://www.eagleforumu.org Eagle Forum University].
Andrew Schlafly is the fifth child of attorney John Fred Schlafly, Jr. and noted political activist [[Phyllis Schlafly]]. His great-grandfather, August Schlafly, was founder of the Union Trust and Savings Bank of East St. Louis, Ill., the First National Bank of Edwardsville, Ill., and other banks in Western states. <ref> [http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=9D0CE3DB1638F936A15752C1A962948260 Catherine Kosarek] Wedding news. November 25, 1984.
</ref>
He graduated from [[Princeton University|Princeton]] University with a bachelor's degree in Electrical Engineering and Computer Science and from Harvard Law School as an attorney. A magna cum laude graduate from [[Harvard]] Law School, he was an editor of the Harvard Law Review. <ref> [http://www.blogsforterri.com/archives/2005/03/medical_attorne.php Medical Attorney Andrew Schlafly] Posted on March 23, 2005. </ref>
== External links ==
== External links ==
[[Image:Img524 Andy.jpg|thumb|Andy Schlafly chillin' out front of some place, looking for souls and libruls]]
[[Image:Img524 Andy.jpg|thumb|Andy Schlafly at Columbia University]]
*[http://www.collegeboard.com/student/testing/clep/about.html About CLEP] The College-Level Examination Program.
*[http://www.collegeboard.com/student/testing/clep/about.html About CLEP] The College-Level Examination Program.
*[http://hbutler0.tripod.com/semmelweissocietytv/id52.html Andrew Schlafly], Esq.
*[http://hbutler0.tripod.com/semmelweissocietytv/id52.html Andrew Schlafly], Esq.