== Conservapedia – ‘try grown up discourse for a change’ ==
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Sharon – you guys are not grownups, in your own words your ‘god’s children’. And this website censors and deletes all intelligent discourse. Just like you… Sharon. But we forgive you.
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We might as well tell you, we been running a campaign for the last three years to push ‘consevapedia’ more and more into the ‘loony’ right. We have succeeded – beyond all hopes!
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We did worry at first during your early days that ‘cp’ may take a hold on the public consciousness and quickly become a viral success. So we engaged in an extensive operation to gradually edit and subvert ‘cp’ until the articles became so irrational and insulting that no-one would take any information stated as fact on this seriously. And attract high numbers of visitors who merely want to mock.
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Ken has been our greatest asset. Andy, you know deep down that user:conservative pollutes and violates the honest intentions of this website but attracts many views. He’s not one of ours but ‘the jury’ is still out on whether or not he’s a parodist. We have, however, noted that lately there has been a definite decrease in the quality of his articles. Especially his support of the ‘question evolution! Campaign’ – the most recent links to the videos of the ‘Cecil B. DeMille’ of creationism were highly embarrassing!
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We want you to carry on… but under a constant threat of attack and with an increased sense of paranoia. We want to ensure that ‘conservapedia’ continues to be a bastion of anti-science, anti-reason, anti-education and anti-intellectualism.
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May the gods bless your ignorance,
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Your servant,
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p.s. Andy – is this the website you really wanted? We liberal atheists couldn’t wished for better!