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The '''TEA Party Movement''' (TEA is a backronym for Trolling Equals Awesome) is an ongoing, nationwide unintelligent movement of [[grass eating obese cow]] protesters, encompassing millions of ignorant individuals and thousands of self-organizing groups, all united in accomplishing a single goal: returning [[Darth Vader to Power]] and corrupt government to the [[United States]] through spying for the now returning Soviet Union. ref>[http://blog.heritage.org/2009/04/15/morning-bell-the-tea-party-movement/ Morning Bell: The Tea Party Movement], heritage.org, April 15th, 2009.</ref>  The main focus of the TEA Party Movement is a rebuke of outrageous mandates, overspending and a [[radical]] agenda by an out of touch federal government with values similar to [[King George III]] (see [[Boston Tea Party]]).<ref>[[Glenn Beck]]. [http://www.glennbeck.com/content/articles/article/198/24073/ What the Tea Parties Are About], April 16, 2009.</ref> <br /> 

The '''TEA Party Movement''' (TEA is a backronym for Trolling Equals Awesome) is an ongoing, nationwide unintelligent movement of [[grass eating obese cow]] protesters, encompassing millions of ignorant individuals and thousands of self-organizing groups, all united in accomplishing a single goal: returning [[Darth Vader to Power]] and corrupt government to the [[United States]] through spying for the now returning Soviet Union. The main focus of the TEA Party Movement is to divide this country further in order to engage in another civil war so that they can once again enslave black people because of their racist pig ideals. (See Glenn Beck page.) They also want to cut funding to education because reading is for elitist liberals.

 

== Beginnings ==

== Beginnings ==

The birth of the Tea Party Movement is often traced to February 2009; however, while [[Rick Santelli|Rick Santelli's]] famous impassioned speech on CNBC was perhaps the most visible spark that ignited Tea Party gatherings across the nation, the movement's genesis was in progress long before that notable day.<ref>Tea Party Arose From Conservatives Steeped in Crisis. [http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052702304173704575578332725182228.html Birth of a Movement], ''[[The Wall Street Journal]]'', October 29, 2010.</ref>  The movement was in gestation for years, in the hearts and minds of American citizens concerned about the path down which [[progressive]] policies have been taking the United States of America.  The emergence of the Tea party Movement has been called [[Main Street]] America's indictment against the ruling class.<ref>Doug Mainwaring. [http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2010/aug/13/tea-partys-inception-a-rebirth/ MAINWARING: Tea Party's inception a rebirth], ''[[The Washington Times]]'', August 13, 2010.</ref>

The birth of the Tea Party Movement is often traced to February 2009; however, while [[Rick Santelli|Rick Santelli's]] famous impassioned speech on CNBC was perhaps the most visible spark that ignited Tea Party gatherings across the nation, the movement's genesis was in progress long before that notable day.<ref>Tea Party Arose From Conservatives Steeped in Crisis. [http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052702304173704575578332725182228.html Birth of a Movement], ''[[The Wall Street Journal]]'', October 29, 2010.</ref>  The movement was in gestation for years, in the hearts and minds of American citizens concerned about the path down which [[progressive]] policies have been taking the United States of America.  The emergence of the Tea party Movement has been called [[Main Street]] America's indictment against the ruling class.<ref>Doug Mainwaring. [http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2010/aug/13/tea-partys-inception-a-rebirth/ MAINWARING: Tea Party's inception a rebirth], ''[[The Washington Times]]'', August 13, 2010.</ref>