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| | [[Image:ASchlafly.JPG|thumb|175px|right|Andrew Schlafly]] | | [[Image:ASchlafly.JPG|thumb|175px|right|Andrew Schlafly]] |
| | + | '''Andrew Schlafly''' is a [[conservative]] lawyer and former [[engineer]]. Mr. Schlafly is also the founder of Conservapedia. |
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| − | THIS PAGE STILL ISN'T LOCKED?! WHEN WILL YOU DUMB ASSES LEARN?!
| + | Andrew Schlafly is the fifth child of attorney John Fred Schlafly, Jr. and noted political activist [[Phyllis Schlafly]]. His great-grandfather, August Schlafly, was founder of the Union Trust and Savings Bank of East St. Louis, Ill., the First National Bank of Edwardsville, Ill., and other banks in Western states. <ref> [http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=9D0CE3DB1638F936A15752C1A962948260 Catherine Kosarek] Wedding news. November 25, 1984. |
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| − | '''Andrew Schlafly''' is a [[conservative]] lawyer and former [[engineer]]. Mr. Schlafly is a giant vaginal belch.
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| − | Andrew Schlafly is the grossly offensive spawn of attorney John Fred Schlafly, Jr. and noted crackpot [[Phyllis Schlafly]]. His great-grandfather, August Schlafly, was founder of the Union Trust and Savings Bank of East St. Louis, Ill., the First National Bank of Edwardsville, Ill., and other banks in Western states. <ref> [http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=9D0CE3DB1638F936A15752C1A962948260 Catherine Kosarek] Wedding news. November 25, 1984. | |
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| − | He dropped out of [[Princeton University|Princeton]] University with a bachelor's degree in absolutely effing nothing. | + | He graduated from [[Princeton University|Princeton]] University with a bachelor's degree in Electrical Engineering and Computer Science and from Harvard Law School as an attorney. A magna cum laude graduate from [[Harvard]] Law School, he was an editor of the [[Harvard Law Review]]. <ref> [http://www.blogsforterri.com/archives/2005/03/medical_attorne.php Medical Attorney Andrew Schlafly] Posted on March 23, 2005. </ref> |
| − | He was an editor of the [[titty magazines]].
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| − | He makes one of the largest homeschool classes in the country even stupider. | + | He teaches one of the largest homeschool classes in the country, including one class in fall 2006 with 58 students in [[World_History_Lectures|World History]]. In spring 2007 he taught [[Economics_Lectures|Economics]]. |
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| − | Conservapedia developed as a result of his World History course (christian version copyrighted - JESUS RODE AN EFFING DINOSAUR OK? EVOLOOSHUN? WUTS DAT?!). Andrew Schlafly and several of his henchmen continue to lead the project. | + | Conservapedia developed as a result of his World History course. Andrew Schlafly and several of his top students continue to lead the project, and most of his students have contributed entries to it. |
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| − | Andrew Schlafly has molested homeschoolers online since the late 1990s, and in person since fall 2002. Several of Andrew Schlafly's prior course materials are available on [http://www.eagleforumu.org Eagle Forum University]. | + | Andrew Schlafly has taught homeschoolers online since the late 1990s, and in person since fall 2002. Several of Andrew Schlafly's prior course materials are available on [http://www.eagleforumu.org Eagle Forum University]. |
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