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[[Image:ASchlafly.JPG|thumb|175px|right|The Missing Link]]

'''Andrew Schlafly''' is a [[conservative]] lawyer and former [[engineer]]. Mr. Schlafly is also the founder of Conservapedia.  

'''Andrew Schlafly''' is a [[conservative]] lawyer and former [[engineer]]. Mr. Schlafly is also the founder of Conservapedia, the educational resource for primates.  

Andrew Schlafly is the fifth child of attorney John Fred Schlafly, Jr. and noted political activist [[Phyllis Schlafly]]. His great-grandfather, August Schlafly, was founder of the Union Trust and Savings Bank of East St. Louis, Ill., the First National Bank of Edwardsville, Ill., and other banks in Western states. <ref> [http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=9D0CE3DB1638F936A15752C1A962948260 Catherine Kosarek] Wedding news. November 25, 1984.

Andrew Schlafly is the demonic spawn of attorney John Fred Schlafly, Jr. and noted crazy woman[[Phyllis Schlafly]]. His great-grandfather, August Schlafly, liked touching kids. <ref> [http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=9D0CE3DB1638F936A15752C1A962948260 Catherine Kosarek] Wedding news. November 25, 1984.

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He graduated from [[Princeton University|Princeton]] University with a bachelor's degree in Electrical Engineering and Computer Science and from Harvard Law School as an attorney. A magna cum laude graduate from [[Harvard]] Law School, he was an editor of the [[Harvard Law Review]]. <ref> [http://www.blogsforterri.com/archives/2005/03/medical_attorne.php Medical Attorney Andrew Schlafly] Posted on March 23, 2005. </ref>

He graduated from [[Princeton University|Princeton]] University with a bachelor's degree in Electrical Engineering and Computer Science and from Harvard Law School as an attorney. A magna cum load on his face.

He teaches one of the largest homeschool classes in the country, including one class in fall 2006 with 58 students in [[World_History_Lectures|World History]].  In spring 2007 he taught [[Economics_Lectures|Economics]].   

He raeps one of the largest homeschool classes in the country, including one class in fall 2006 with 58 students in [[World_History_Lectures|World History]].  In spring 2007 he raeped [[Economics_Lectures|Economics]].   

Conservapedia developed as a result of his World History course.  Andrew Schlafly and several of his top students continue to lead the project, and most of his students have contributed entries to it.

Conservapedia developed as a result of his demonic intercourse with goats.  Andrew Schlafly and several of his top lobotomy experiments continue to lead the project, and most of his students have contributed entries to it.

Andrew Schlafly has taught homeschoolers online since the late 1990s, and in person since fall 2002.  Several of Andrew Schlafly's prior course materials are available on [http://www.eagleforumu.org Eagle Forum University].

Andrew Schlafly has molested homeschoolers online since the late 1990s, and in person since fall 2002.  Several of Andrew Schlafly's prior victims have been dismembered and dumped in various places across the country.

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