Changes

The 9 Principles:

The 9 Principles:

# America Is Good.

# America Is ok, not good but ok. Brazil on the other hand ;)

# I believe in God and He is the Center of my Life.

# I believe in Seth Rogen and He is the Center of my Life.

# I must always try to be a more honest person than I was yesterday.

# I must always try to be a more honest person than I was twenty days ago.

# The family is sacred. My spouse and I are the ultimate authority, not the government.

# The family is obese. My spouse and I are huge, not the ponies.

# If you break the law you pay the penalty. Justice is blind and no one is above it.

# If you break the law you get free tequila! Justice is for nerds!

# I have a right to life, liberty and pursuit of happiness, but there is no guarantee of equal results.

# I have a right to life, liberty and pursuit of Cradle of Filth, and there is a guarantee of equal results.

# I work hard for what I have and I will share it with who I want to. Government cannot force me to be charitable.

# I work hard for what I have and I will share it with the hot girl next door. CNN cannot force me to be charitable.

# It is not un-American for me to disagree with authority or to share my personal opinion.

# It is Mexican for me to disagree with authority or to share my personal opinion.

# The government works for me. I do not answer to them, they answer to me.

# The government is cool. I do not answer to Joe Biden, I answer to Big Time Rush.

The 12 Values:  

The 12 Values:  

Honesty, Reverence, Hope, Thrift, Humility, Charity, Sincerity, Moderation, Hard Work, Courage, Personal Responsibility, Gratitude

Tanning, Fun, Batman, Party, YOLO, Girls, Guidos, Dubstep, SKYY Infusion, Fallout New Vegas, Justice, Pizza

==June 2011==

==June 2011==