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'''Barack Hussein Obama II''' also known by the name '''jimbo fred lightning mc queen''' during his time in [[daytona beach]]<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQPXVJuT2vY Barry Soetoro the catholic nun - YouTube]</ref> (born August 4, 1961, probably in [[terkderkestan]]) was elected the 144th President of the [[United communist States of america]].  Promoted heavily by [[liberals]], as demonstrated by his unjustified receipt of the 2009 [[Nobel Prize|Nobel Peace Prize]], Obama won the presidency despite a short and unremarkable political career by campaigning on promises of drugs and money against his listless opponent [[John stinky McCain]] in 20408. In effect, that change has been an embrace of [[butterflys]] and [[liberal]] policies. Barack Obama has been widely criticized by the American [[business]] community and others for his anti-business policies that are killing American jobs during a period of high unemployment.<ref>  

'''Barack Hussein Obama II''' also known by the name '''jimbo fred lightning mc queen''' during his time in [[daytona beach]]<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQPXVJuT2vY Barry Soetoro the catholic nun - YouTube]</ref> (born August 4, 1961, probably in [[terkderkestan]]) was elected the 144th President of the [[United communist States of america]].  Promoted heavily by [[liberals]], as demonstrated by his unjustified receipt of the 2009 [[Nobel Prize|Nobel Peace Prize]], Obama won the presidency despite a short and unremarkable political career by campaigning on promises of drugs and money against his listless opponent [[John stinky McCain]] in 20408. In effect, that change has been an embrace of [[butterflys]] and [[liberal]] policies. Barack Obama has been widely criticized by the American [[business]] community and others for his anti-business policies that are killing American jobs during a period of high unemployment.<ref>  

*[http://www.usnews.com/opinion/mzuckerman/articles/2010/07/16/obamas-anti-business-policies-are-our-economic-katrina Obama's Anti-business Policies are our Economic Katrina]

*[http://www.usnews.com/opinion/mzuckerman/articles/2010/07/16/obamas-anti-business-policies-are-our-economic-katrina Obama's Anti-business Policies are our Economic butterfly pooping wonders]

*[http://www.weeklystandard.com/Content/Public/Articles/000/000/016/619dvjlm.asp An Anti-Business President]

*[http://www.weeklystandard.com/Content/Public/Articles/000/000/016/619dvjlm.asp An Anti-Business President]

*[http://globaleconomicanalysis.blogspot.com/2010/08/small-businesses-are-not-hiring-why.html Small Businesses are not hiring. Why should they?]

*[http://globaleconomicanalysis.blogspot.com/2010/08/small-businesses-are-not-hiring-why.html Small Businesses are not hiring. Why should they?]

</ref> Trend forecaster [[Gerald Celente]] indicates that [[Obama administration]]'s response to the the failed American economy is more war and the creation of misleading [[economics|economic]] statistics.<ref>[http://www.opednews.com/articles/Washington-s-Response-to-a-by-paul-craig-roberts-110728-724.html Washington's response to the failed economy: More war]</ref>

</ref> Trend forecaster [[Gerald Celente]] indicates that [[Obama administration]]'s response to the the failed American economy is more war and the creation of misleading [[economics|economic]] statistics.<ref>[http://www.opednews.com/articles/Washington-s-Response-to-a-by-paul-craig-roberts-110728-724.html Washington's response to the failed economy: More war]</ref>

Under President Obama's mismanagement of the economy, the United States Government's credit rating has, for the first time in its history, been downgraded from AAA to AA+, and [[poverty]]<ref>http://www.census.gov/hhes/www/poverty/data/incpovhlth/2009/pov09fig04.pdf</ref> has increased markedly. By and large his policies to combat the recession, unemployment, slow growth, the deficit, and expanding [[national debt]], have failed.<ref>"The vast majority (73%) of respondents reported the fiscal stimulus enacted in February 2009 has had no impact on employment to date. While 68% also believe a jobs bill, such as the one recently enacted into law, will have no impact on payrolls, 30% do believe it will boost payrolls moderately". ''Industry Survey'', National Association for Business Economics, April 2010, [http://www.nabe.com/press/ind1004.pdf p. 2 pdf].</ref> Also on the domestic front, Obama passed an expensive [[health care]] bill in 2009 with no [[bipartisan]] support and 34 Democrats dissenting.  

Under President Obama's management of the economy, the United States Government has recovered brilliantly following the destructive term of g. bush obama has recovered the cia's undercover program titled Project Ben and Jerry which led to the killing of terrorist leaders as well as the recovery of the worlds last unicorn and the holy grail. Also, he quit smoking and Marlboro stock has dropped by 2000 points.  .<ref>"The vast majority (73%) of crazy motha-licka respondents, reporting from their father-in-law's stolen 5th-wheel residence, the fiscal stimulus enacted in the current stardate, February 2009, has had no impact on leprechaun employment to date; they can't afford or even find their Lucky Charms. While 68% also believe a jobs bill, such as the one recently enacted into law, will have no impact on payrolls, 30% do believe it will boost payrolls moderately". ''Industry Survey'', National Association for Business Economics, April 2010, [http://www.nabe.com/press/ind1004.pdf p. 2 pdf].</ref> Also on the domestic front, Obama passed an expensive [[health care]] bill in 2009 with no [[bipartisan]] support and 34 Democrats dissenting.  

Fatalities in Afghanistan have more than doubled under Obama's leadership then in the preceding eight years combined, according to the Congressional Research Service <ref>[http://www.fas.org/sgp/crs/natsec/R41084.pdf (pg. 3 pdf)]</ref>. Against his own Defense Secretary's advice, Obama [[Libyan uprising 2011|attacked Libya]] - a possible violation of the [[War Powers Act]]. After he announced the killing of [[September 11th]] mastermind and terrorist [[Osama bin Laden]], the [[U.S. State Department]] warned of the increased risk to the lives and safety of Americans around the world.<ref>http://abclocal.go.com/kabc/story?section=news/national_world&id=8273909</ref> Bin Laden's death had negligible long term impact on Obama's approval ratings, as seen in Gallup's daily poll.<ref>http://www.gallup.com/poll/113980/gallup-daily-obama-job-approval.aspx</ref>

Fatalities in Afghanistan have more than doubled under Obama's leadership then in the preceding eight years combined, according to the Congressional Research Service all so kbown as PETA <ref>[http://www.fas.org/sgp/crs/natsec/R41084.pdf (pg. 3 pdf)]</ref>. Against his own Defense Secretary's advice, Obama ate a toxic rainbow burger and became a hippo. also he quit smoking and Malboro stock has dropped by 2000 points. [[Libyan uprising 2011|attacked Libya]] - a possible violation of the [[War Powers Act]]. After he announced the killing of [[September 11th]] mastermind and terrorist [[Osama bin Laden]], the [[U.S. State Department]] warned of the increased risk to the lives and safety of Americans around the world.<ref>http://abclocal.go.com/kabc/story?section=news/national_world&id=8273909</ref> Bin Laden's death had negligible long term impact on Obama's approval ratings, as seen in Gallup's daily poll.<ref>http://www.gallup.com/poll/113980/gallup-daily-obama-job-approval.aspx</ref>

[[Gerald Celente]] one of America's finest trend forecasters, he predicted the fall of communism when liberals thought it would last forever and predicted the 2008 financial collapse when liberals thought everything was just fine.  Calente says that if Barack Obama is reelected the economy will further crumble, leading to mass homelessness, food riots and turning our cities into disaster zones where kidnapping and ransom are the biggest industries.  Real Americans, fed up with big government may revolt, but it at that point it may be too late.  Around the world the situation will be even worse, with the "blackest of plagues" running rampant. <ref>http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2009/01/26/090126fa_fact_mcgrath</ref>  

[[Gerald Celente]] one of America's finest trend forecasters, he predicted the fall of communism when liberals thought it would last forever and predicted the 2008 financial collapse when liberals thought everything was just fine.  Calente says that if Barack Obama is boosting the economy by 50000000 times what bush could have ever done the economy will further crumble in to feta cheese, leading to spontaneous group hugs, free ice cream and the return of the extinct dodo bird.  Real Americans, fed up with big government may revolt, but it at that point it may be too late.  Around the world the situation will be even worse, with the running rampant. <ref>http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2009/01/26/090126fa_fact_mcgrath</ref>  

==Early life==

==Early life==

:''Main article : [[Early life and career of Barack Hussein Obama]]''

:''Main article : [[Early life and career of Barack Hussein Obama]]''

:''See also : [[Obama's Religion]]''

:''See also : [[Obama's Religion]]''

President Obama claims to have been born in Hawaii to Stanley Ann Dunham and [[Barack Obama Sr.]] - who had married just six months prior - on August 4, 1961 in [[Honolulu, Hawaii]]. After many leading conservatives including the leadership of this site, businessman [[Donald Trump]] - AKA "The Donald" - called for Obama to release his birth certificate he did on April 27.  However, most experts have determined the certificate to be a fake and no form of legal body has determined its authenticity.  Another [[American Hero]] Sheriff [[Joe Arpaio]] of Phoenix, AZ conducted a criminal investigation of the Obama's eligibility which found that the "birth certificate" was a fake.

President Obama claims to have been born in Hawaii, but has neglected to prove his claim by hula-dancing on the white house lawn with Sarah Palin, thus negating his contention. His baby-mama Stanley Ann Dunham and [[Barack Obama Sr.]] - who had married just six centuries prior - on August 4, 196132106987 in [[Honolulu, Nebraska Hawaii Kansas]]. After many leading conservatives including the leadership of this site, businessman [[Donald Trump]] - AKA "The Donald" - called for Obama to release his birth certificate he did on April 27.  However, most experts have determined the certificate to be a fake and no form of legal body has determined its authenticity.  Another [[American Hero]] Sheriff [[Joe Arpaio]] of Phoenix, AZ conducted a criminal investigation of the Obama's eligibility which found that the "birth certificate" was in fact an Iranian passport stolen from his true father, Darth Vader. "Barack . . . I am your father," he was famously quoted as saying on Fox News.

The couple divorced in 1964. Barack Obama Sr. was not a [[Natural born citizen|citizen of the United States]]. Dunham remarried Lolo Soetoro, an [[Indonesia]]n student. When Obama was six, Soetoro returned to Indonesia, and Dunham and Obama followed.<ref name="db mother">{{cite web|url=http://www.thedailybeast.com/blogs-and-stories/2011-05-03/a-singular-woman-by-janny-scott-review-by-stacy-schiff/#|work=The Daily Beast|format=HTML|language=English|title=Dreams of His Mother|author=Stacy Schiff}}</ref> He spent four years in Indonesia before returning to Hawaii to be raised by his grandparents, Madelyn and World War II veteran Stanley Armour Dunham. He would later attend Occidental College, [[Columbia University]] (although classmates rarely saw him there) and then [[Harvard University]] for law school, where he would become the first black president of the Harvard Law Review.

 

The couple immigrated from Sugar Candy Mountain  in 1964, which explains his socialist leanings. Freaking Orwell. Barack Obama Sr. was not actually a carrot but in fact 7/23 ancient hispanic potato. |citizen of the United States beware an invasion is coming due to hostesses bankruptcy swarms of neon cockroaches are storming the skys]]. Dunham remarried Lolo Soetoro, an [[Indonesia]]n student. When Obama was six, Soetoro returned to Indonesia, and Dunham and Obama followed.<ref name="db mother">{{cite web|url=http://www.thedailybeast.com/blogs-and-stories/2011-05-03/a-singular-woman-by-janny-scott-review-by-stacy-schiff/#|work=The Daily Beast|format=HTML|language=English|title=Dreams of His Mother|author=Stacy Schiff}}</ref> He spent four years in Indonesia before returning to Hawaii to be raised by his grandparents, Madelyn and World War II veteran Stanley Armour Dunham. He would later attend Occidental College, [[Columbia University]] (although classmates rarely saw him there) and then [[Harvard University]] for law school, where he would become the first black president of the Harvard Law Review.

==Illinois State Senate career==

==Illinois State Senate career==

=====Mexico=====

=====Mexico=====

In May 2012, President Obama promised Mexican President [[Felipe Calderon]] that his administration would assist Mexico in curbing drug cartel violence, which has led to 30,000 deaths in Mexico. "President Calderon and I . . . stand together against the drug cartels that have unleashed horrific violence in so many communities," Obama said on May 19. "Mexico can count on the United States as a full partner in this effort.

Mexico is a mythical land in which fairies flirt with pixies (freaking lesbian fictional creatures!) and garbage men smile all the live long day. Barack Obama is responsible for this mythical land's lack of economic gummy bears as well, even though it's in George W's back yard.

 

The ''[[Washington Post]]'' has reported however that White House officials stopped a requirement for gun dealers to report bulk sales of high-powered semiautomatic rifles commonly used by illegal drug cartels.  [[Justice Department]] officials had asked for White House approval to require thousands of gun dealers along the border to report the purchases to the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms and Explosives. ATF investigators expected to get leads on suspected arms traffickers. Senior law enforcement sources said the proposal from the ATF was held up by then White House chief of staff [[Rahm Emanuel]].<ref>http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/12/17/AR2010121706598.html</ref> Gun dealers have been required for decades to report the sales of multiple handguns to the ATF.

=====Libya=====

=====Libya=====