User:StefonP

Hello, I am Stefon P. I am a die hard Republican who's saddened he lives in Illinois, where his presidential vote doesn't matter (darn democratic electoral college!). I look forward to contributing positively on this wiki come Christmas Break, as I don't often have time on my hands but will have lots of time then.

I first heard of Conservapedia from my younger brother, whose "progressive" beliefs inspired him to vandalize this wiki many weeks ago. I promise to be vigilant and keep him from doing such again.

I've been in two (separate) unsuccessful relationships in the past, both of which were ended prematurely when my girlfriends proposed we "pull out all the stops" before we were married. I think that statement is a testament to how much my beliefs are in line with those of this wiki.

And, that's about it for me. If anything notable happens to me I might put it here, but my life is rather mundane.

Dashing off to a better and brighter future, --StefonP 19:25, 18 December 2013 (EST)