Just because I'm an atheist doesn't mean I'm a liberal! I HATE LIBERALS! In fact, I am a conservative because I am an atheist and because I value free-thinking and independence over all forms of coercion and groupthink. Religion and socialism are essentially the same thing: group mind control.
Away with religious authority! Away with tithing! Away with religious interference in our lives and in our bedrooms!
Away with the Welfare State! Away with the IRS! Away with government interference in our lives and in our businesses!
Long live the free market!
Conservatives of every religion and non-religion, UNITE!