User talk:HaroldWest

Oh dear! And do you eat babies at breakfast or only for lunch? AlanE 00:37, 23 February 2013 (EST)

3 meals a day plus snacks. --HaroldWest 00:46, 23 February 2013 (EST)

Then start editing! Now! Show that you have no malice towards this site or its editors. Prove your worth. (I prefer kittens, myself, although a nice Labrador puppy.....) AlanE 00:56, 23 February 2013 (EST)

What makes you say I have something against this site? --HaroldWest 01:09, 23 February 2013 (EST)

It's what this site may have against you. Forget I ever spoke. AlanE 01:16, 23 February 2013 (EST)

While this may be all fun and games to you, this site does have a rule mandating users to make more quality contributions and less talk page editing. So please, refrain from any more unneeded talk page editing and start contributing to articles. - Markman 01:21, 23 February 2013 (EST)

I am sorry. I was actually wondering why he would think I'd have something against this site. --HaroldWest 01:25, 23 February 2013 (EST)

I don't any reason why anybody on this website will have anything against you so long if you keep up this wiki's rules. I'd like you to submit to me in your free time a writing plan, I think it will help to better focus you. - Markman 01:29, 23 February 2013 (EST)

(Excuse us, Harold)

Markman! I have contributed nearly 6000 words of original, unopinionated, encyclopedic edits to this site since Christmas. About 25000 since June, about 125000 in my, um, career. (And that's only the "major" edits I bothered to do on Word.) (Notice the original, unopinionated, encyclopedic - I am here to give information, not to air my opinions.) To tell me to "start contributing to articles" made me laugh out loud. Then it made me cross. Then it made me realise your ignorance of the site. There are whole Categories here that would not exist without my input! I didn't come here with an axe to grind, Markman - an anti this anti that pro this pro that agenda. I came here to give kids (Andy's kids) information on the various subjects I know about. There used to be a few of us. Now it seems there is only me. So you go and peddle your prejudices and leave me to my occasional bit of amusement!

Sorry Harold AlanE 02:13, 23 February 2013 (EST)

Calm down. My remarks were intended at Harold alone (and I see he made much improvement) not toward you. Sorry for the misunderstanding. - Markman 02:16, 23 February 2013 (EST)