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Revision as of 22:08, April 13, 2007
Background
Fossil Fuels are great. You wouldn't have a cold beer or a hot shower without them. Some people call them fossies. The best fossie is coal, which is not only combustible but delicious. A lot of coal comes from West Virginia, Wyoming and Pennsylvania. It is burned in big sweet-looking things called power plants.
Another one is oil, which is grown by Arabs in the dusty far east. They sound funny, look funny and have beards. Most of them.
Downsides
Fossies have been criticized, which is really their only downside. Some people say that the fossies' critics are snow owl-loving retards who have never been to the south.
Finite Resource?
No. Especially not now that they can cook it up in big steamy vats.