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'''Eldrick Tont Woods''' (born 1975), who goes by his nickname, Tiger, is a professional [[golf|golfer]].  He is perhaps the most self-centered and overpromoted favorite of the [[liberal media]] in the world.  He appears frequently on magazine covers and Nike ads despite not having won a major tournament in years.  His remarks to the press are often self-centered.  At the Masters in 2013 he was given merely a two-stroke penalty for a rules infraction that many felt should have resulted in disqualification from the tournament.<ref>http://omg.yahoo.com/blogs/celeb-news/tiger-woods-responds-disqualification-controversy-masters-lindsey-vonn-161536057.html</ref>
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Where have all the good men gone
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And where are all the gods?
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Where's the street-wise Hercules
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To fight the rising odds?
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Isn't there a white knight upon a fiery steed?
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Late at night I toss and I turn and I dream of what I need
  
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In 2012, the liberal media declared Woods to be a favorite to win the [[Masters]].  In fact, he turned in his worst performance there in 17 years, and his swearing and kicking of a club were captured by a camera.  After he learned that people did not appreciate that, he declared:<ref>http://www.augusta.com/masters/story/news/latest-news/woods-offers-apology-masters-behavior</ref>
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{{cquote|I certainly heard that people didn’t like me kicking the club. I didn’t like it either. I hit it in the bunker, and it didn’t feel good on my toe, either.}}
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I need a hero
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Despite showing promise of becoming the greatest golfer ever, Woods's career and athletic achievement slumped amid reports of adultery.  His wife subsequently obtained a divorce.<ref>http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100219/ap_on_sp_go_ne/glf_tiger_woods</ref>
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I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night
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He's gotta be strong
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And he's gotta be fast
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And he's gotta be fresh from the fight
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I need a hero
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I'm holding out for a hero 'til the morning light
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He's gotta be sure
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And it's gotta be soon
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And he's gotta be larger than life
  
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He has had three knee operations, including the removal of a benign tumor and also a cyst.<ref>http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,351418,00.html</ref><ref>http://www.golftoday.co.uk/news/yeartodate/news02/woods51.html</ref>
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Somewhere after midnight
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In my wildest fantasy
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Somewhere just beyond my reach
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There's someone reaching back for me
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Racing on the thunder and rising with the heat
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It's gonna take a superman to sweep me off my feet
  
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Woods does better in obscure competitions on the PGA Tour, where he is in second place on the tour list, behind Sam Snead.
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== References ==
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Up where the mountains meet the heavens above
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Out where the lightning splits the sea
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I would swear that there's someone somewhere
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Watching me
  
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Through the wind and the chill and the rain
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And the storm and the flood
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I can feel his approach
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Like the fire in my blood
  
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==See Also==
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*[[Deceit]]
 
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*[[Sexual immorality]]
 
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Revision as of 19:51, August 9, 2014

Where have all the good men gone And where are all the gods? Where's the street-wise Hercules To fight the rising odds? Isn't there a white knight upon a fiery steed? Late at night I toss and I turn and I dream of what I need

[Chorus:] I need a hero I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night He's gotta be strong And he's gotta be fast And he's gotta be fresh from the fight I need a hero I'm holding out for a hero 'til the morning light He's gotta be sure And it's gotta be soon And he's gotta be larger than life

Somewhere after midnight In my wildest fantasy Somewhere just beyond my reach There's someone reaching back for me Racing on the thunder and rising with the heat It's gonna take a superman to sweep me off my feet

[Chorus]

Up where the mountains meet the heavens above Out where the lightning splits the sea I would swear that there's someone somewhere Watching me

Through the wind and the chill and the rain And the storm and the flood I can feel his approach Like the fire in my blood

[Chorus]

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